Sam Puckett
@MyNameIsSamP
I'm Sam Puckett, former co-host for @iCarly, now running a babysitting service with my roommate, Cat.
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The only reason that I like about Nona staying with us is that she cooks us homemade food. Mama loves homemade cooked food.
{smirks as I sit on the bench next to a young girl, I look at the girl with a glare}
{smirks} Perfect, Jade! {drives to the nearest park}
{smirks} Hmm… it's up to you. What're you thinking? {I start to take off}
{texts you back, “Sure.”} I'm leaving. {I shut the door behind me and I get on my motorcycle, I drive to your apartment}
Eat meat, don't do your homework, and hurt nubs. Goodnight. Mama's out.
Cat is out with Tori, so that means Mama has the whole house to herself. 😉
Finally back in California, and the first thing I do is go straight to the fridge. #ThanksgivingLeftovers
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