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Sam Puckett

@MyNameIsSamP

I'm Sam Puckett, former co-host for @iCarly, now running a babysitting service with my roommate, Cat.

So excited for Thanksgiving. Mama is hungry.


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When your friend is sleeping over and wants to go to bed early


I can't sleep. Tweet me something gross, nubs.


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When your favorite restaurant changes their menu


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Realizing how much work stands between you and winter break...


The only reason that I like about Nona staying with us is that she cooks us homemade food. Mama loves homemade cooked food.


All I want for Christmas is meat. Loads of meat.


{smirks as I sit on the bench next to a young girl, I look at the girl with a glare}


How is everyone doing on this fantastic meaty day? #IDontReallyCare #MamaIsBored


{smirks} Perfect, Jade! {drives to the nearest park}


{smirks} Hmm… it's up to you. What're you thinking? {I start to take off}


{texts you back, “Sure.”} I'm leaving. {I shut the door behind me and I get on my motorcycle, I drive to your apartment}


@ScissorLuvJadeW {texts you, “Wanna go scare some nubs?”}


'Sup, nubs and nubettes?


Eat meat, don't do your homework, and hurt nubs. Goodnight. Mama's out.


Cat is out with Tori, so that means Mama has the whole house to herself. 😉


Finally back in California, and the first thing I do is go straight to the fridge. #ThanksgivingLeftovers


OOC: There is a @SAMandCAT marathon on @TeenNick right now! #SAMandCAT


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