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boy ohh boy my pits are rather sweaty right now

start shouting at my xbox and next door start banging on the wall, what idiots :'D


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People become extremely honest, awkward, weird and or personal during the late night/early morning.


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Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won


i need a damn job, to many things to buy and not enough money :S


im going to go out and mug an old lady if people keep campiong my tac, lil CUNTS


i understand edits are cool, but let me watch a damn video without shit flashing every 2 secs -_-


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Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in. You were all girl embryos.


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High heels were first worn by a butcher to avoid the blood and gore on the floor.


deleted the blops 2 map packs, damn this shit is easy now


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Being closed minded literally makes you stupid. People who aren't open and understanding to change have lower IQ's.


first game on in a week and i hit a rolling 5 quad on first game on, could have been a 5 on but w/e


soo tired, on the bright side met some chill people at college


got to get up at 6:40am tomorrow for college FUCKKKKKKK


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Steven Spielberg's "Jaws" was the first blockbuster, because people lined up around the block to see the movie.


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Israel has broke 65 U.N resolutions with no consequences. Iraq broke two and got invaded, bombed and destroyed.


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Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend -- Napoleon Bonaparte


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The Japanese word for "Uvula" (the pink dangling flesh in the back of your mouth) is "Nodo Chinko" which means "throat penis."


United States 趨勢

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