Leo Camacho
@MyShittyJob
My name is Leo and these are true stories from my shitty job. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...
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Guy: Do I have to fill out this page? Me: Yes. That's why it's in the ap. Guy: Where? Me: ...On all the blank lines, man. Guy: Interesting.
*At a waste management facility... Basically a dump* Me: Man, you weren't kidding. This place stinks. Manager: Yeah it does. Smells bad too
Present from the company. What are they trying to tell me? Well whatever it is, think they're right. twitpic.com/7wuhxo
Supervisor:The timeclock hasnt been working for 3 days! Me:I'll check it out... Fixed it. No one told you it was unplugged? Sup:Yes they did
After a day of odd stares I realized that the buttons of my shirt show through my sweater like rock hard nipples. twitpic.com/7shn2g
I'm at a waste management facility today for my work. This place is a dump.
Me: Alright, you passed the drug test so you start Monday. Guy: I passed? Me: Yeah... Guy: Wow... You sure?
Me: Thank you for calling. Guy: Hi. I'm checking to call? Me: You what? Guy: I'm CHECKING TO CALL! Me: ... I think you succeeded.
Me: Thank you for calling. This is Leo, how can I help you? Guy: Oh hi, Leo. Me: Hi. Guy: Oh is this Leo? Me: So it would seem...
Me:Thank you for calling *** Lady:Are you working right now? Me:You called me at work. Lady:Oh shit. This is going on @MyShittyJob isnt it?
Me:I know you've been calling every day and I finally got you a job! Lady:I can't go to work today. My babysitter is graduating HS. Me:Ah ic
Lady:So I need 2 forms of ID? Me:Correct. Lady:If I dont bring them? Can I bring a license that isnt valid? Me:Seriously?
Guy:Hi I'm here to fill out an app Me:Your appointment was at 9. it's 9:40 Guy:*Blank stare* Me: You're late Guy:Yup Me:Glad youre aware
Here's a good story that happened today. Posted on the MyShittyJob Facebook... http://tinyurl.com/27pp5f9
Me: Thank you for calling... Lady (in a determined whisper): 31 - 37... Me: Um... I... Lady: *click* Me: What does it all mean!?
Some guy just walked into my office playing a harmonica and asking us if we wanted to buy some discount meat... ...as you do.
Lady:Hi I'd like a job for 3rd shift but I need a place where I can lay down and sleep because I don't always have time during the day.
Guy:Have any work? Me:Nothing at the moment. Guy:I have experience working with people. Chinese people, Arab people, Black people. All kinds
Lady:Do you have any work available? Me:No. Lady:PERFECT! Me:You called a staffing agency hoping we didn't have work? Lady:*click*
Follow me on Facebook. Some of these stories are too long for 140 characters. Too many juicy details... http://tinyurl.com/2eetptn
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