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Selena Gomez Looked Straight Out of a Teen Movie for Julia Michaels' '90s Prom Party ellemag.co/qtphhvx
Friendly reminder: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, paid $1000 just to hug his wife.
2 years of nursing feels like forever. Baby 1 stopped week before 2. Baby 2 wtf y u still nursing?? These are minedammit lemme live! 🤦🏻♀️
my only fitness goal is to have the core strength required to do molly’s clock routine from the big comfy couch
quietly ending a three-day fast: • boring • anti-climactic merrily yelling “look’s like meat’s back on the menu, boys!!!”: • exciting • demonstrates joy in partaking of the material pleasures of this world • Uruk-Hai vibes
I like my women like my ancient spiral staircases, curvy & can send me straight to hell.
Holiday plans: Bewitching a man into fixing things in my house, lure him into my kitchen, and feed him to my young.
You’ve put him under some sexual spell. I can respect that; but Debbie...pastels?
I used to think I was crazy, now I know I’m just apart of the Truman show and everyone is a liar
my twitter circle seems to mostly be “old souls who grew up reading Matilda and Nancy Drew and yearning for kindred spirits and puffy sleeves and still think that if they find the right wardrobe they might stumble into Narnia.”
Fun story; momlife can mean working your ass off for a higher education, popping out kids, and carrying a steady job that is still somehow overshadowed by husband’s which hes paid more for despite a hs diploma or willingness to hustle like you.
You know what tastes God awful with papusas? Depression.
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