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Mychelle

@MychForShort

I'm just here to bring awareness to shrimp allergies. It's kind of a big deal. 🚫🍤

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I just realized my toddler has been running my Twitter acct on his own, for what appears to be 2 years. Sorry about all the weird links and tweets that go something like this: "123456789elmooofghtdzcb🥕🦓👂#


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.@GordonRamsay always knows how to make an entrance. 🔥 #MasterChef


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fuck you roberts. fuck you thomas. fuck you alito. fuck you kavanaugh. fuck you gorsuch. fuck you coney barrett.


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“Under no circumstances should you ever say or even think that the worst is over. You will bring the evil eye down on yourself so fast it will leave you keening. But it is okay to say, ‘That could have been so much worse,’ which is always the case.” ~@ANNELAMOTT


LA: Where are we protesting tomorrow??? #RoeVWade #losangeles


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Well, I didn’t get Covid last weekend🙏🏾, but I have one of the worst colds I’ve had in a very long time. I’m sticking with the masks.


As a former stand-up comic, there is no excuse for tonight. It's called assault, it's a felony. I hope one of my greatest icons presses ALL the charges. And also, "Hitch," is now ruined forever for me. I will be filing additional charges on my own behalf for that. @chrisrock


Help support Dalton through his recovery! gofund.me/eac3dbea @MayoClinic @gofundme


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Sad news. No more Betty White. Too bad we couldn’t get another ten years of her always warm, gracious, and witty personality. She was one of a kind!


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The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

VancityReynolds's tweet image. The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

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Let me add absolutely nothing to the conversation to say that The Golden Girls is, without exaggeration, the greatest TV series of all time. I am genuinely grateful for them and for that show. ❤️


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Aye man, if you think you’re getting “bullied” into getting a vaxx I would say you’ve never been bullied, bruh


How do I make my acct public again??? I don't give a shit anymore if Disney never hires me.


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God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”


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Our Federal gov’t. ordered 100,000 body bags this month, and our president is telling people to go back to work. If you do not have to go back to work, do not go.


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