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SPECIAL DAY TODAY. BIRTHDAY OF KNOWN INDUSTRALIST WHO GOES BY SCREENNAME OF “TINKLEBOTTOMS”. WHEREVER YOU ARE; HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HORSES WILL FEAR YOU FOR MANY MORE YEARS!
ENOUGH ABOUT “PROBLEMATIC SITUATIONSHIPS” MY PROBLEMATIC SITUATION IS THAT MY SHIP WAS SUNK WHILE FLEEING THE HORSES OF IRELAND AND I BARELY SURVIVED
ANTI-TANK RIFLES UNSUCCESSFUL IN SHOOTING DOWN THE REINDEER. ALL MY PRACTICE ON HORSES WAS FOR NAUGHT
EMERGENCY SYSTEMS ARE ONLINE. HORSE ATTACK DRONES DEPLOYED. A NEW ERA BEGINS
I WOULD NEVER FALL FOR A TRAP LAID OUT BY HORSES. I WOULD NEVER BE IN DANGER. HORSES ARE TOO STUPID TO TRICK ME, AND I ALSO LOVE HORSES VERY MUCH.
AT LAST, THE HORSE KILLING FACTORY. THE PUBLIC ARE LEAD TO BELIEVE THIS IS A CASTLE HOWEVER OBSERVE THE TOWER, DESIGNED FOR HORSE SACRIFICES TO APPEASE INDUSTRY. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS!
BEHOLD. THE WORLD’S FIRST BIRKIN BAG. A TESTAMENT TO A LONG HISTORY OF RAMPANT CONSUMERISM AND POLLUTION!
AT THE MUSEUM OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT. ON DISPLAY WAS WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME WAS AN ANCIENT METAL LIMB THAT COULD SHOOT LASERS LIKE IRON MAN. PROOF THAT FOR AS LONG AS HUMAJS HAVE LIVED THEY HAVE CRAVED TO DISCARD THEIR FLESH. THIS WAS CLEARLY ITS PURPOSE. MY SOURCE IS I AM SMART.
I HAVE ARRIVED FOR THE ANNUAL ANTI-NATURE CONVENTION HELD IN THE DUBLIN HORSE-KILLING FACTORY. EXCITED TO DISCUSS HOW TO VOMIT SMOG AND LIVE FOREVER WITH OTHER LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS.
Observe. Myself, industrially enhanced. This was not Artificially Imagined. Nor was it naturally grown. It was created by the labor of humankind, the most glorious form of industry. This is the world we need to strive for.
Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 16 - Frame 3315 of 3315
HORSE EXPERIMENT LOG #1000 OH MY GOD I FUCKED IT UP THE HORSE EXPLODED. THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD THIS TABLE WAS A PART OF THE FALL COLLECTION MADE OF DISGUSTINGLY NATURAL (BUT BEAUTIFUL) CHERRY WOOD AND ITS COMPLETELY FUCKED FROM THE FLESH EXPLOSION. I HATE THIS.
HORSE EXPERIMENT LOG #764: DO NOT INSTALL TEXT TO SPEECH ON THE ROOMBA. HORSE ROOMBA NO LONGER MOVES TO STAIRS BUT NOW CONSTANTLY SCREECHES TO BE KILLED. THE GIFT OF HUMANITY IS WASTED ON SOME.
Xenosmilus. Borophagus. Too weak to carry out their schemes. But I am no ordinary beast. Apex of the British Isles. Conqueror of Ireland… And now, I have conquered Nature. I will reveal my plans to you. My alliance with Industry. Apex lifestyle tips.
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