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Sources: a group of 30-40 year old men hung out in @TommyQuinlan_IV's Spaces last night to make fun of @Footy_In_NE_Fan because they're jealous that he broke news before they did.


I'm done talking about the revs until I can use it to chat shit about Revs fans. Here's why that's means Carles Gil sucks.......... #NERevs

As a critical #nereVs fan, I am disappointed with the engagement in regards to tonight's game. I haven't been excited like this about a player since Bou. Dor has the "it" factor, he has the swag and the skill to back it up. Y'all either dk ball or you are a fairweather fan.......



We are confirming that Caleb has retweeted someone else's news. #NERevs

I can confirm this report. #NERevs | #MLS



Auto-Generated Episode Summary: Pinzone thinks: Worst 2-1 win of all time; Beason sucks; Porter doesn't know the right formation for the team; if Ganago didn't start then they would have won more better #NERevs

New Episode! The #NERevs went on the road and picked up their first win in Columbus since 2014. This week, @TPinzone343 joins @AndyRevsNation to talk about Porter's post-game antics, the Revs bunker-and-counter playstyle, and answer listener questions. bleav.com/shows/revoluti…



The Revolution did a thing. Here's why it's the dumbest thing in MLS history: #NERevs


Revs new Designated Player leads team to victory....... but Ivacic is as good as him........... here's why that's means Carles Gil sucks................ By Footy New England #nereVs


Here's how I'm interpreting today's press conferences in a way that reinforces everything I already previously believed, rather than listening to them critically for new information: #NERevs


Breaking News: @NERevolution set to announce they have parted ways with Caleb Porter and have agreed to a 9 year fully guaranteed deal with Andrew Farrell to be the next head coach. Ben Sweat to be brought in as an Assistant to the Coach. #NERevs


BREAKING: Caleb Porter and the @NERevolution have agreed to a 4 year contract extension. #NERevs


I don't recommend listening to the first 70 minutes, but if you skip to the 1:10:00 mark then you'll hear #NERevs Pitchbot's Twitter Spaces debut


With Khano on the hot seat, many are wondering: is this the fan base Brad Friedel was looking for in New England, and is he the next ex-#NERevs to head to Pawtucket? Come talk to us in the players' parking lot to share your thoughts! #RIFC #UpTheTide

Twitter ain't real, we do our talking in the stands and face to face with the players, not thru words on a screen. The players know they need to do better....we move.



We spent some time ahead of this weekend's game talking about which players we think are all-time Revs greats, based on who can build the quickest in Fortnite. Please take our soccer takes seriously!! By Caleb Pomegranate #NERevs


On tonight's Spaces by the Outsider, I'll talk to myself about how nobody shows up to Revs games after they just had over 30,000 in attendance at their last league home game. #NERevs


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In this Attleboro trailer park, cred is earned by making empty threats on Twitter using the free wifi at market basket #NERevs


TPinzone #NERevs

Polster. 2027. That’s the post. #NERevs



TPinzone right now #NERevs


TPinzone right now #NERevs


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