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@NPRChicken
Tweeting? More like 'squawking.' Rescued by NPR staffers, glad to be alive. All opinions are meaningless BECAUSE I'M A CHICKEN. I mean, seriously, people.
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Rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Or perhaps they're not. What do I know? I'm a CHICKEN.
Our grandchildren will ask us where we were when the great Chicken War of 2019 began. #ChickenSandwichTwitter
This is like asking me whether Grandpa or Aunt June tasted better.
Presenting USA TODAY's Chicken Sandwich bracket. Who deserves to rule the roost as home to the best chicken sandwich? Cast your votes! usatoday.com/story/money/20…
This is WRONG on WRONG on WRONG.
Reminder: I'm hiring! Apply to be @wamu885's new Part-Time Web Producer (or spread the word) Bring your internet + social + journalism smarts and I'll bring my investment in *your* success as well as *ours.* Apply: careers.american.edu/Staff/job/Wash… #mediadiversity #journojobs #pubmedia
Some of you have asked how I feel about the whole Cohen/fried chicken thing, and I have to say I have no comment because I'm still sitting Shiva.
Replay of today's Kentucky Derby: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo58N7…
You know what I haven't seen on #GameofThrones ? Chickens. Not one chicken, and we know how to stick 'em with the pointy end, too.
Very, very conflicted here
I haven't been posting much this week because I'm catching up on work stuff that I put off for, I dunno, the whole winter. But we'll be sharing more pupdates soon! In the meantime, here's the full chicken-training story from 2017. xo
Imagine this, @KelseyProud , only with chickens.
There's really nothing better than approximately 15 absolutely adorable children suddenly flooding into your office super excited to look out your window. Sorry - no photo. I was too excited. Oh, BTW, it's #bringyourchildtoworkday at @wamu885
This woman is doing the Lord's work.
Just knocked on my neighbor’s door to inform them that a suspicious possum was trying to murder their chickens, and: 1) no I never thought I would use those words in a sentence together 2) yes San Diego is kinda weird 3) I feel like I’m on my way to becoming the next Ace Ventura
OH MY GOD THERE GOES AUNT NORMA AND UNCLE JIM AND MY CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART VERONICA
Styrofoam is terrible for the environment. But does it protect eggs better? Some Maryland lawmakers said so, during debate about banning foam in the state. @tyronefoto and I conducted a highly scientific experiment to find the answer. The results were ... messy.
For the record, they don't make chickens at the "chicken plant." heraldsun.com/news/politics-…
This is how a 'professional massage service' works. buzzfeednews.com/article/katien…
Just resquawking to let you know that, while I might be mostly quiet in this post-parody world, I'm still around.
Imagine this, only with chickens.
It cracks me up that Buzzfeed calls this "chicken shaming." It's actually "CHICKEN EXCLAIMING!" buzzfeed.com/francescaarea/…
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