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Nanci Pennick

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.


What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?A well 'aardvark!


Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !


Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?Webley stadium !


How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.


Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?A: Nacho cheese!


Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!


Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.


What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.


What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!


"Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ""Stealth Condom?""A: ""They'll never see you coming."""


Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.


"If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!"


Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.


"Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why."


Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.


Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.


yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell


What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.


Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.


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