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fitting results for a nation full of entitled, whiny pissbabies

I used to think that Manchester United had the biggest Premier League fanbase in the USA…may have to revisit that now.

ZachLowy's tweet image. I used to think that Manchester United had the biggest Premier League fanbase in the USA…may have to revisit that now.


liverpool supporters know

NarrativeUltra's tweet image. liverpool supporters know

not a good day for guys with a face like a cabbage patch kid


ending my twitter hiatus to flex my fernando torres body language reading credentials on the trent situation


not harry kane trying to steal the limelight as though he’s done anything remotely worthwhile, couldn’t be


ian drake lying it on thick, gone with “deep, dark depression” and “hall of shame” in the last 30 seconds


i don’t want to have to start liking anthony gordon


goddammit

Jurgen Klopp - You’ll Never Walk Alone



how does arne slot rate on the vibes scale? pretty much all i care about


much happier to celebrate how great it’s been to experience klopp at liverpool than to pivot to **focus on what’s best for the future of the club** like anyone gives a shit get fucked if this period hasn’t been the most fun you’ve had in 20 years as a liverpool supporter


love that for bernardo silva


nice one guys, real funny, what was the actual liverpool score today


it’s the cognitive dissonance when you’re struggling to rectify darwin nunez missing three sitters in increasingly spectacular ways and then he scores on the half volley with the ball falling over his shoulder from 25 yards out

what emotion is this even supposed to be

PKontwt's tweet image. what emotion is this even supposed to be


does craig burley know he doesn’t have to say “young garnacho” every time he mentions the player


we’ve now transitioned into the “inside training” portion of the broadcast. halftime warmups will be more competitive


have eleven different players ever scored in a match


also inches away from alexis mac allister’s throat but that was unavoidable

Doku was INCHES away from giving Man City a late lead. 😵 #LIVMCI



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