Nat The Procrastinator should be ✍🏾
@NatNeeds2Write
#BlackLivesMatter! (Also #amwriting, but the revolution comes first!) #writer-ish Fan of Sarcasm and Eventually Getting Stuff Done.
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I'm gonna start replying to my family members' thirst traps and freaky posts like the stereotypical Facebook Aunties. Post: I'm trying to drink Henny and swallow him whole. Me: Cousin, send me the pics from your kid's Easter presentation ❤️
Kid I know posted glasses of champagne on his story. I told him to shut it down immediately. He said "LEAVE ME ALONE IM 24" I'm-- what...what the hell?? Last I checked, you're 13, please...cuz if you're 24 then that makes me...
I'm gonna get up to my Pearly Gates review meeting, and God's gonna bring in Mother Nature as a surprise witness. And after a reel of all the paper towels I use on a regular basis.... I'm gonna ask for my attorney
Maaaan, they really did the damn thang when they created the SVU theme song.
PSN Party: Player 1: You're not gonna wake up tomorrow. Player 2: No one wants to wake up tomorrow. Player 3: whoa Me: I'm-- it's midnight, let's just have a calm gaming night Player 5: ...sleep is just the cousin of death Me: 👀🥲 sir, please....I just wanna game
Hide your flashlights all you want 😂 I carry Franklin's, baby, no items for anybody 💅🏾 #DeadbyDaylight
Player 1: I'll text my address to [Player 2] cuz I don't need everyone in the party pulling up Player 2: Nat probably already has your address. Me: probably? I meant to compliment you about the living room. Really nice. Player 1: ...... what? 😂😂
The DJ at the brunch transitions so smooth, I swear to God he's got a doctorate in vibes and music appreciation. My guy, it's an ethereal experience to witness your craft
My daughter hears 'no' and it's like she heard "no because I don't know how to do/get it". And her response is usually a nod, and then immediately trying to do it herself like "don't worry guys, I've got this"
Check folks before you get coffee to truly test your professionalism and patience.
One day my liver is gonna catch me in a dark alley and beat my ass lol
From growing up without video games in our house... to having someone hop on the Squad Chat and blame the team's losses on my absence? Just magical lol
I literally do not know how to make jello shots lol The liquor is supposed to be subtle. And every time I make em...it's like "yum this is so flavorfuuuu---it burns. It buuuurns!"
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