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I thought this was a parody account. It’s not! It’s the Governments trade minister proudly announcing its latest deal “could be worth up to £1 million over five years” We’ve just heard Brexit is costing the Government £40bn a year in lost tax revenue! Heaven help us!

PeterStefanovi2's tweet image. I thought this was a parody account. It’s not! It’s the Governments trade minister proudly announcing its latest deal “could be worth up to £1 million over five years”

We’ve just heard Brexit is costing the Government £40bn a year in lost tax revenue! Heaven help us!

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Dear @elonmusk as a former friend may I suggest that dealing with climate change and protecting democracy might be a better use of time and money than giving racists and antisemites a social media platform


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New BBC documentary to feature Louis Theroux meeting people still using retro email addresses such as Lycos, Hotmail, AOL and Yahoo

FakeShowbizNews's tweet image. New BBC documentary to feature Louis Theroux meeting people still using retro email addresses such as Lycos, Hotmail, AOL and Yahoo

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Tory MPs are now faced with a classic human resource dilemma. After you recruit someone, you know you made a mistake. Wrong person for the job. Do you (1) give them time to see if things will turn around, or (2) cut your losses and let them go? (2) is always the right answer.


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I really don't think you've thought this through 1. A stamp duty saving of £11,250 indicates a purchase price of £600k 2. You're talking about someone on a salary of £30,000 3. A 25-year mortgage of £600k @ 4% interest would cost £3167 per month, so £38,000 per year


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A Chancellor who knows nothing of economics. A Justice Secretary who knows nothing of justice. An Environment Secretary who knows nothing of the natural world. A Prime Minister who knows nothing of the national interest. People in this country have had enough of non-experts.


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The week in Tory MPs so far: one convicted of molesting a minor, another having to apologise for defending said paedophile, PM and chancellor convicted of breaking the COVID laws they wrote. And it’s only Fucking Tuesday.


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Boris Johnson’s idea of producing another scandal or outrage every week, refusing to ever resign + thus exhausting and bewildering your critics - was central to Donald Trump’s approach. And to the populist style worldwide. But it is vital to call it out + reject it. #disgusting

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"I cannot possibly comment until Sue Grey concludes her enquiry"

EndoMetabPub's tweet image. "I cannot possibly comment until Sue Grey concludes her enquiry"

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You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

I am disgusted that @England players who have given so much for our country this summer have been subject to vile racist abuse on social media. It has no place in our country and I back the police to hold those responsible accountable.



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Either it's 1995 and pints are £1.50 or you turn the WiFi back on you bastard.

highbrowtrash's tweet image. Either it's 1995 and pints are £1.50 or you turn the WiFi back on you bastard.

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sorry I missed your call, 95% of the calls I get are from robots trying to steal my credit card information so this entire method of communication is now dead to me


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hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police


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The problem with Britain is a large chunk of the population think its an outrage if a poor person spends a fraction of a food voucher on booze but don't bat an eye when private firms take 80% of food vouchers for their own profits


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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.


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The best acting work Laurence Fox has ever done is pretending to not know why he’s racist.


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In a famous scene in Citizen Kane, a newspaper editor says: “Losing already by a million votes…I don’t think we have any other option.” His colleague says: “This one then?” Putting down the “Victory for Kane” cover & lifting the “Fraud at the polls” one


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What Biden said is on the left. The Trump campaign's version of the quote is on the right.

ddale8's tweet image. What Biden said is on the left. The Trump campaign's version of the quote is on the right.
ddale8's tweet image. What Biden said is on the left. The Trump campaign's version of the quote is on the right.

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