Janel Comeau ๐
@VeryBadLlama
Writer, comedian, illustrator, and international woman of mystery. Co-host of @fatfrenchfab. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Words: @cracked @TheBeaverton
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My goals in life are to become a published author, finish my master's degree, and burn down the giant Swedish Yule Goat.
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the only celebrity iโve EVER been told i look like is timothee chalamet ๐ซค
as a kid I honestly thought that the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was about something that happened in the 1800s, dying in a maritime disaster on Lake Superior just does not seem like the kind of thing that can happen to people who heard Supertramp on the radio
girl are you the Edmund Fitzgerald because youโve definitely gone down with 29 men
Americans gathering their great-grandchildren to tell them the tale of the mortgage they are about to inherit
me: h- an 18 year old unlocking the cabinet with the moisturizer:
turning the polar ice caps into steam so an AI can watch you listen to Golden 847 times and figure out that you might like to listen to it 848 times
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT ๐ต โข Will personalize music and podcast recommendations โข Available on an opt-in basis
he doesnโt, he spends his nights fighting the Gambino family in the sewers beneath the city
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
"it's inevitable" has never struck me as a compelling argument for AI. never seen a genuinely useful technology ushered in with the enthusiasm of a tired mom coming to terms with the fact that her kids are going to pick up foot fungus at a community pool.
closing the barn door after the horse is already three states away and co-hosting a racist podcast
No to the groypers. No to cowards like Tucker Carlson, who normalize their trash. No to those who champion them.ย No to demoralization. No to bigotry and anti-meritocratic horseshit. No to anti-Americanism. No.
The Pope out here tweeting like he's a skyrim loading screen message
Christians do not call burial places โnecropolisesโ, that is, โcities of the deadโ, but โcemeteriesโ, which literally means โsleeping placesโ, places where one rests, awaiting the resurrection.
5pm on November 1: letโs go for a walk, itโs still light out! 5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
happy โtake your dragon to workโ day to all who celebrate
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