NeilSearsII's profile picture. Just your average Mountain Man taking it day by day!

Neil Sears

@NeilSearsII

Just your average Mountain Man taking it day by day!

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Waiting on the California monsoon to start.

NeilSearsII's tweet image. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Waiting on the California monsoon to start.

Living alone in the mountains with very few neighbors (tonight none) you start to realize clothing is really just an option

NeilSearsII's tweet image. Living alone in the mountains with very few neighbors (tonight none) you start to realize clothing is really just an option

I already have everything I want for Christmas. Ok well maybe my barber can sit on my cock but other than that, everything!

NeilSearsII's tweet image. I already have everything I want for Christmas. Ok well maybe my barber can sit on my cock but other than that, everything!

I was invited to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party! What do you all think? A. Funny and cute! B. Dirty Old Man! C. I’m confused?

NeilSearsII's tweet image. I was invited to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party! What do you all think? A. Funny and cute! B. Dirty Old Man! C. I’m confused?

Daddy’s Home!

NeilSearsII's tweet image. Daddy’s Home!

My mom took Tylenol PM so I only have autism at night!


Obviously I’ve been naked all day in preparation for the rapture however I was wondering: Can I still wear my Rolex?

NeilSearsII's tweet image. Obviously I’ve been naked all day in preparation for the rapture however I was wondering: Can I still wear my Rolex?

You think you are the alpha bear in the neighborhood and then this guy shows up!


What we got vs what we wanted! #apple

NeilSearsII's tweet image. What we got vs what we wanted! #apple
NeilSearsII's tweet image. What we got vs what we wanted! #apple

Where are the dad body friendly pool parties at?


Elon, so cool. I just finished a physical therapy session (in a dream/vision) and we were connected via Neuralink. We were able to target the exact areas without guesswork as we were both able to feel the pain and in turn direct the shockwave to the exact right spot. #neuralink


It was a double full moon tonight!

NeilSearsII's tweet image. It was a double full moon tonight!

Skyrim went into screen saver mode and all my Orcs are now naked? #skyrim


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