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I don't often agree with @MittRomney but he's right: Trump is a "fraud" and a "phony." #DebateWithBernie


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dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis


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uncle lando said my helmet made me look like a depressed lampshade and then everyone laughed and high-fived him i hate this family so much


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Remember, if tonight's #GOPDebate is great for twitter assholes like me, it's scary for the country. Okay, enjoy!


Just entered @AshleyPWeston's $5,000 @BrooksBrothers #menswear gift cards contest. awest.me/win


Tearing up during the Late Show. Thanks for bringing empathy back to network tv, @StephenAtHome


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Those are swim shorts. Put him in the pool and that's perfectly acceptable behavior. I'm proud of both of you.

Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt

AnnaFaris's tweet image. Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt


@creightonbrown Oh! And check out Hurricane of Fun on @netflix for behind the scenes of the movie shoot.


@creightonbrown I'm going to have to save my judgment on that for round #2 of the prequel, which will probably start embarrassingly soon.


@creightonbrown Was a little worried after ep 1, but it picked up. BOY did it pick up. Trees look weird when you squint at them...


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Postmodern Jukebox did an amazing vintage cover of 'Oops...! I Did It Again.' some.ly/oHSLpSZ

someecards's tweet image. Postmodern Jukebox did an amazing vintage cover of 'Oops...! I Did It Again.' some.ly/oHSLpSZ

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UPDATE, June 26, 2015: The following map has been updated: slate.me/1Ja2e5X

Slate's tweet image. UPDATE, June 26, 2015: The following map has been updated: slate.me/1Ja2e5X

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With “Game of Thrones” over, now I spend Sunday nights imagining my favorite characters on other shows getting killed.


Funny how fast a professional email convo devolves into a discussion of @GrandForksCity eateries when you find out you're both @UND_Alumni.


Turns out that 45 mins of sand VB doesn't negate 4 beers and 2 bowls of ice cream. Time for a name change, MyFitnessFrenemy.


Cosby, you crazy. And I love you.


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How dare all these people win awards for Gravity?!? I CREATED GRAVITY!


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