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elevator pitches for nerd garbage. by @NoraReed. NOTE: this bot has a bug where sometimes it comes up with good ideas, sorry, I'm working on it

It's A Brave New World meets Dark Souls.


It's a avant-garde dirge with chickens, set in a bar.


Imagine this: a novelty popsicle version of Disney World.


Imagine this: if Philip K. Dick and Joss Whedon did a magical realism collectible card game.


It's like Temeraire meets The Boondock Saints.


I need you to picture if Bret Easton Ellis did a occult detective amusement park ride, set in Arthurian England.


This experimental film is like if Conan the Barbarian was alternate history.


Picture if American Girl did a nanopunk dirge.


Kickstart this Twine game that's like if Frank Miller had made Sonic the Hedgehog.


It's like Settlers of Catan, but on ice and during the Regency.


It's a yuri short story collection set in a bookstore with moon lawyers and romance.


It's like if Futurama met The Odyssey, but in Greenwich Village.


It's like if Doogie Howser, MD was set in a Southern manor.


It's a collectible card game set at sea, but with Merlin as the antagonist and poorly constructed invented languages.


It's a Netflix original series of if Temeraire was combined with Mad Max: Fury Road, but grimdark.


It's a concept album set in the future, but with Black Widow as the sidekick and corporate sponsorship.


Think about Conan the Barbarian set in a futuristic Tokyo, with Alyson Hannigan as the evil dictator.


It's a music video set in the future, but with Ron Swanson as the ninja and puppies.


It's a music video set in a bookstore with thriller car chases and nudity.


It's like Destiny meets Oregon Trail, but for families.


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