Nerd Problems
@NerdProbINC
Both alive and dead Both smart and stupid Either has a known 'position' or momentum Both a virgin and unpopular
Goes on Twitter to see latest trends Ends up getting involved in intellectual arguments
Dark matter idea is formed by him Someone else gets the Nobel prize #ohwell
Creates new slow-light idea which could explain dark matter and shape of universe #nobodycares #nerdprob
Has revelation about dark matter and shape of universe that is probably wrong It's 1130 pm so nobody cares
Decides to take the salt/ice challenge with jocks Jocks dont let up Gets 2nd be degree burns all across his body
Is rejected socially so he goes on Twitter Rejected here too
Wants to make a joke Cut off by basic bitches before the punch line #nerdprob
Gets snapchat from an attractive girl Turns out it was a sick, sick joke #nerdprob
Someone questions his intelligence as a nerd Takes a pill to get smarter Drug dealer gave him rufies #nerdprob
Watched American Reunion Still doesn't understand what a 'beaver' is #nerdprob
Isn't popular during high school so he cuts himself Nobody cares Becomes the Joker You better care now Bitch!
He got a twitter months ago, has a few followers Jock gets twitter few hours ago Jock has more followers than him #nerdprob @CarrollJavan
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