Nero's Slacker
@NerosSlacker
Chain Smoking, caffeine addict watching the comings & goings at BBC News. Love the Beeb. Not trying to cause offence (usually). Not to be taken too seriously.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone."
Oh good, Chairman Yosemite Samir is setting up another "review body" to look at editorials standards at @BBCNews. Wants to know if we are institutionally bias. We aren't. Do wonder how much licence fee payer's money is being spaffed to pay the likes of @sambrookrmj.
Freezing my tits off outside Nero's this morning Thankfully that nice lady with the moustache who smokes cheroots from @bbcpersian has lent me her hot water bottle. Btw, just seen Debbie sleeping in a doorway on Regents Street next to 4 empty cans of K cider.
I see the bosses have let "Jonny No Cash" off the leash in the Middle East Again. Fools. Are my eyes deceiving me, or is green the new black for @jondonnisonbbc ?
Guess who I just spotted outside Nero's sharing a Panini with Boris Johnson and the Israeli Ambassador?
Top man @ukmdriley just submitted some fairly eye watering expenses to Whitney. "6 multi packs of cream eggs, a crate of Stella and 5 kilos of Jelly Babies!" @JonWhitneyUKDC protested.
Sunny morning outside Nero's & I'm hanging out with the @BBCArabic boys with a couple of shisha & a hip flask of Arak. Seems they are in for an all day session. They've got a couple of water balloons & some type of Iraqi custard pies, just in case Sir Robbie dares show his face.
I would pay top dollar to see @TVNaga01 and @BBCFrediani go toe to toe in a bare knuckle bully brawl live on @BBCBreakfast. My money would be on Naga every time. #nails
Is there anyone at @BBCBreakfast who hasn't been accused of bullying? @carolkirkwood always seems very nice doing the weather, but maybe behind the scenes, she's a tyrant too. metro.co.uk/2025/11/14/bbc…
Love Friday's at @BBCNNews. Just chilling at Nero's with 20 B&H while all the suits "working from home." #skiversfriday
So @BBCNews's top diplomat/hard man has been dispatched to Washington DC to explain the BBC's position to President Trump's team. #nails 👏👏👏
The word outside Nero's is that baby faced assassin, Dominic "Bobby" Ball could be an outside tip for Head of @BBCNews. Just like Tory Tim, @BBCDominicBall loves an Adidas Samba, and just like Debbie, he can drink like a fish.
A reminder: the World's Shittest Beegee, @RobbieGibb left @BBCNews to work for Tory PM Teresa May, was, until last year, a Director at the @JewishChron, a publication that is proudly pro Israel & loves to trash the BBC. So he's not really the man to lecture anyone on impartiality
I'm raising a glass to Debs with my breakfast. At least she took responsibility for the mistakes. Unlike her number 2 Teflon Johnny. He was behind the Cliff Richard f@ck up & the disastrous hiring of Martin Bashir. Things that cost @BBCNews millions in cash & more in reputation.
Forgive me but is @jocarr not in charge of oversight for @BBCPanorama? You know, the same person whose head was meant to roll over the hugely reputationally damaging Gaza doco sh!tshow.
Just seen Tory Tim working the heavy bag at the gym in his Adidas Samba and a string vest. He was muttering under breath.
Loving our Media and Culture Editor, @katierazz's coverage of the permacrisis at @BBCNews. Not enjoyed Razzle quite as much since I found that stash of crusty mags in my Dad's sock draw back in the mid eighties.
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