Oh Steve.
@NextToSteve
Steve the Sales Guy sits in my row now. This is what he says. He is also a LinkedIn Sex God
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"Seriously, there is a place near me called Shwarmamania!"
"You can't expect great effects and a great story! This isn't Titanic!!"
"There is nothing worse than realizing you cant even achieve your C level plan"
Ben: "Hey Steve can I see your Iphone?" Steve: "Yea Sure" Ben: "Woah, this is really sticky dude!"
"I'm a catch for the right girl, but that girl is not Ivanka Trump"
"I'm def hamming it up, and you know how my people feel about ham"
"Why would I leave them alone? They were at a Katy Perry concert! They're fair game!!"
"Now we can do a foursome where almost everyone knows each other"
Steve: Do you wanna know what my girlfriend calls me? Ben: Oh god no. Steve: She calls me Stevie
"Sorry! I'm just trying to make you popular around here"
"I want to make a meme of Ben called, Will work for soup"
"I'm taking a sweet sweet bus tomorrow so I can reevaluate all the choices I've made in my life that put me on the bus"
"I'm constantly shamed. I have no professional respect from my colleagues, my clients don't care, even my friends are apathetic."
"Just admit that what you want to do in life will never happen."
"People don't call me things, except for things I don't want to be called."
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