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I know most of my followers don't use twitter anymore or are fake but I figure I should say that I'm not really posting here anymore and only check in to retweet stuff. I put all my dogshit posts on the other site these days.
Big fan of how Data and Geordi never stop their gay role-playing as Sherlock and Watson
friend fixed it, yay
deleted that nobu image because the hat looked so weird, like ai generated ... people can't do anything nowadays sigh
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as fuck to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours
Blue Nog
Guess who got kicked out of the family Christmas party just for speaking their mind? I saw my ten year old cousins playing the new Pokémon game and simply suggested they stop playing SLOPTENDO and play a real game like Expedition 33. Dumb kids don’t know it swept The Game Awards!
Stores that will be closed tomorrow in observance of ‘MARTY SUPREME’: - Walmart - Target - GameStop - Joann Fabrics - Toys “R” Us - Circuit City
Seasons Eatings! The Umamusume: Pretty Derby Team wishes you and your loved ones a happy holiday season! 🎁 #Umamusume
Nicole Brown Simpson was a kind of proto-Zoomer. She, too, was not alive when the OJ thing happened.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. They were doing some dirty, shameful things. I thought my dad would intervene but he just sat there in the corner on his little chair.
DATING ADVICE: Find yourself a partner whose parents are divorced. If you play it right, you could be having three Christmas Dinners over the festive period. Maybe four if you can drive a wedge between your own parents as well, if they're regrettably still together.
Hear meesa out…
I'm sure glad that he's in there
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