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Nico van der walt

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I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day


nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody


I love One Direction" Well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?


i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them


the awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up


I've been planning to get my shit together for 5 years now


Love is never having to say your sorry


Im half like robbin hood...I steal from the rich...that is all


Dont try to understand women, Women understand women and they hate eachother


Thank god tomorrow is Monday - my liver


When someone ugly says "I need my beauty sleep" when in fact they need to hibernate.


hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2


Whoever first thought of mixing Red Bull with vodka probably has really interesting weekends.


Im the nicest asshole you could ever meet


"You wear that shirt alot " yes because I own it


Fuck texting. I want you here.


i may be ugly but at least nevermind my personality sucks too


If you have boobs you get free stuff. If you have a dick you get blamed for everything


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