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Ray Revenant

@NoName2aMachine

Zombie/Scare actor, relatively competent MUA, Aspiring horror artist, Wish I was a rock star. (MZA)

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Just because you’re soulmates doesn’t mean you should be together.


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Too many people stay in unhealthy relationships because the other person is their “soulmate.”


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Who thinks Isaac might be on to something here? 😂 #TheOrville


Nicely put

I like me better when I’m with me



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I came in 5th place out of 406 entrants in Dealer’s Choice at the World Series of Poker ($20,686). Had an absolute blast. Dealer’s Choice is twenty different poker games. Congratulations to the winner (not determined yet) and all who played. #WSOP

RealJamesWoods's tweet image. I came in 5th place out of 406 entrants in Dealer’s Choice at the World Series of Poker ($20,686). Had an absolute blast. Dealer’s Choice is twenty different poker games. Congratulations to the winner (not determined yet) and all who played. #WSOP

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In 1989, convicted murderer Michael Godwin had his sentence reduced to life imprisonment after five years awaiting the electric chair, but was then electrocuted accidentally while sitting naked on a steel toilet seat and trying to fix his television.


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Been brought to my attention that some asshole is impersonating me on my FB messenger and asking for money for charity. Not me, I never use FB messenger. Now to try and figure out how to kick the asshole back into the hole he/she came from.


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THIS! The way my #MothersDayGIF was/is supposed to move 😅🤣😍

Hahahahahaah



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5-year-old: Can I cut up the green beans before you cook them? Me: Since when do you like to help with lunch? 5: Since I like knives.


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Word of the day: MOLLYNOGGING - frequenting the company of loose or immoral women.


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If you live for people's acceptance, you will die from their rejection.


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Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Norman Reedus tell fans how Andy once punched Jeffrey in the nose while filming #WSCGermany


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This cat is about to take a crazy leap — with his BED 🙀


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Me: Want to know the technical difference between a pond and a lake? Wife: No. Seduction is harder than it looks.


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#SorryToBotherYou but here’s the trailer


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Quick! It's starting. #TheWalkingDeadUK


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These two need names immediately. Thoughts?? bit.ly/2DfbW8Q

hitRECordJoe's tweet image. These two need names immediately. Thoughts?? bit.ly/2DfbW8Q

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The zoom-in shot at 7:00 minutes is so cool. Worth watching: vimeo.com/258993236 @tothepoles

Cmdr_Hadfield's tweet image. The zoom-in shot at 7:00 minutes is so cool. Worth watching: vimeo.com/258993236   @tothepoles

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