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Today a customer comes in - knows their Apple ID password, has FMiP OFF, doesn't have any stupid email questions, no complaining about wait time or how far they had to drive to get here.....who am I kidding, this shit never happened.


Charge your fucking dead device before coming in for your software troubleshooting reservation. jfc


Looks like you're all standing out in the cold voluntarily during non business hours. Why would you do that?

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"I woke up and it was like that." Grown adults say this...


This last week of at home downloads have been some of the most emotional and inspirational conversations I’ve ever been apart of. They made me do a lot of soul searching.


Steps on creating an Apple employee anon Twitter account: 1. Sign up for free disposable email account & virtual phone number 2. Think of clever Apple related username 3. Create account using email & phone number from Step 1 4. Tweet mainly about politics & Trump 5. Success!


Will Karen be nice the first days of store re-openings or will Karen be Karen?


I wonder if there is a US based call center that specifically targets phishing and malware scams to citizens of India. 🤔


Apple: We’re closing our stores until March 27th. Employees: Yes! Apple: Oh no, employees still have to come in to work. Employees:

NonEndUser's tweet image. Apple: We’re closing our stores until March 27th. 

Employees: Yes! 

Apple: Oh no, employees still have to come in to work. 

Employees:

That sound you hear when a coworkers Isaac gets obliterated as it hits the hard floor behind you. 😖


Yes Karen’s mom, it is always busy here. No I didn’t have to go to school for this. Yes I love working here. Wow it does sound like your grandson Jimmy is a computer whiz. No you can’t take me home with you. Ok your Apple ID has been reset. Have a good day!


That confused, bewildered, shocked look I get from customers as I walk past them out the front door to take my break or lunch. Priceless.


If I’m ever on iPhone repair and need an extra screw, l’ll just pop open an iPhone 6. There’s usually a few extra screws floating around.


I love when the wishlist comes out because it gives me something to read while my customer rants about being hacked, right before I then reset their device to new and send them on their way.


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