NotAdamPearson's profile picture. I've quit university to become a full time helmet.

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@NotAdamPearson

I've quit university to become a full time helmet.

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"He's capable of doing magical things. He's such an infectious character. He's not just a creative player, he's an absolute workhorse for us. He does so much out of possession, so much unseen good that benefits the team." Play like Almirón. 🇵🇾 #NUFC


Wor Eddie dared me to down a pint of his piss. With fucking pleasure..

NotAdamPearson's tweet image. Wor Eddie dared me to down a pint of his piss. With fucking pleasure..

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Something special is stirring at St. James' Park. Strap yourselves in. Howay the Lads. 🖤🤍

NUFC's tweet image. Something special is stirring at St. James' Park.

Strap yourselves in.

Howay the Lads. 🖤🤍

Hey @stevewraith, how many times have you bucked @HollyBlades05 now? I bet I've had more men's fingers in my shit gap


Can someone pick iz up? Shit meself on a bike ride near Four Lane Ends. Bring wipes, a bin bag and some tabs.


Didn't wanna watch the second half anyway. Fuck the mags.


Not Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️ reposted

We’ve got tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Wolves at St James’ Park on Friday 8th April 💥 To enter: ➡️ Follow @fun88eng 🔁 RT this post Winner announced this weekend! ⚫️⚪️ #NEWOL | #NUFC

fun88eng's tweet image. We’ve got tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Wolves at St James’ Park on Friday 8th April 💥 To enter: 

➡️ Follow @fun88eng 
🔁 RT this post 

Winner announced this weekend! ⚫️⚪️

#NEWOL | #NUFC

Thinking of starting a kind of YouTube sesh/day care for kids. I have loads of sweets and puppies, and I've shown already how good I am with kids. But I WONT be wiping arse. I have to draw the line.


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It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off #ukraine #russia #war #invasion #worldwarthree #wwiii #putin #kremiln

Sgt_Rickshaw's tweet image. It’s a bold strategy, let’s see if it pays off #ukraine #russia #war #invasion #worldwarthree #wwiii #putin #kremiln

The amount of money I'm making of you lot is quality. Cheers you mongs. Means I can go down a day early and spend 2 nights away from the training facilities. I've even bought a new tracksuit as ive only the one and it stinks of shite. PS. Looks at this fucking train fence 😍

NotAdamPearson's tweet image. The amount of money I'm making of you lot is quality. Cheers you mongs.  Means I can go down a day early and spend 2 nights away from the training facilities. I've even bought a new tracksuit as ive only the one and it stinks of shite. 

PS. Looks at this fucking train fence 😍

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"You've got a chance to be a hero to some of the best fans in the world". Chapter I of Newcastle United's new era. #NUFC


"This is gannin up your shitter!"

NotAdamPearson's tweet image. "This is gannin up your shitter!"

What a day! Fences I've spunked on: 3 Hours stood outside: All Time I've been told to fuck off: 27 On a scale of 1 to 10, how much I want to tongue this blokes shitter while wor Eddie pipes me off: 9999 Shit myself: 3

NotAdamPearson's tweet image. What a day!

Fences I've spunked on: 3
Hours stood outside: All
Time I've been told to fuck off: 27
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much I want to tongue this blokes shitter while wor Eddie pipes me off: 9999

Shit myself: 3

On my way to watch the lasses play football. Travelling hundreds of miles to show support. If that's not pro stalking, I don't know what is. Saw this fence on the way and HAD to show my fans. I'll be wiping by bellend on that on the way back.

NotAdamPearson's tweet image. On my way to watch the lasses play football. Travelling hundreds of miles to show support. If that's not pro stalking, I don't know what is. 

Saw this fence on the way and HAD to show my fans. I'll be wiping by bellend on that on the way back.

My thoughts exactly Jimmy la. Couldnt have said it better myself. You've hit the Nail on the head. PS. LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

Cracking signing for now. Exactly what we need.



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