NotAllanBorder's profile picture. Sarcastic occasional tweeter, probably pop up when you least expect it. Grumpy old bastard!

Captain Grumpy

@NotAllanBorder

Sarcastic occasional tweeter, probably pop up when you least expect it. Grumpy old bastard!

Pinned

It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time.


England’s Ashes story #Ashes25 #Ashes


Bit late to fire up when you’ve lost the Ashes! #AUSvENG #Ashes #Ashes2025


Stokes is a bit of a touchy feely guy. First Marnus now he’s touched an official not once but twice! #Ashes #Ashes2025 #ashes25


What is @FoxCricket's obsession with Alyssa Healy. Useless commentator. #Ashes #Ashes2025 #PinkTest


I'm picking on two of England's top 3batsman. Zac Crawley 61 Tests @ 31.5 Ollie Pope 63 Tests @ 35.00 Numbers are poor and Australia have showed them both up as well as others. Not what you want to be building an innings on. England have got it all wrong yet again. #Ashes2025


Captain Grumpy reposted

New Stats on the Balmy Army? 95 percent of airline officials astounded they knew how to catch a plane. 90 percent of choirmasters astounded they know the words to “We Are The Army”. 85 percent of Wives very pleased they are away for Christmas. #Ashes2025


Idiot

‼️ BREAKING ‼️ * England take the lead. * Stokes & Jacks rock solid. * Partnership now 58. * Australia looking worried. * NO NATHAN LYON. * Repeat: NO NATHAN LYON. This ain’t over. #Ashes



Absolute carnage from Tavis Head. #Ashes


Captain Grumpy reposted

Interesting Australian first innings All ten wickets taken by bowlers born outside England Stokes 5 (NZL) Carse 3 (RSA) Archer 2 (BAR) 🏏 #Ashes


Captain Grumpy reposted

Today, MStarc removes an English opener for 0 in the first over, and a little later, JRoot departs for 0. On the corresponding day on the last Australian Ashes series in 2021, MStarc removed an English opener in the first over for 0 and a little later, JRoot departed for ......0.


Captain Grumpy reposted

Oh well. Back to bed. #Ashes2025


Joe is rooted 🦆 #Ashes


Good Morning, Tony Greig interviews Australia's latest debutante Jake Weatherwall shortly before play #TheAshes #AUSvsENG #Cricket #Ashes2025 #Ashes

NotAllanBorder's tweet image. Good Morning, Tony Greig interviews Australia's latest debutante Jake Weatherwall shortly before play #TheAshes #AUSvsENG #Cricket #Ashes2025 #Ashes

Captain Grumpy reposted

3-0 🦘

Kangaroos's tweet image. 3-0 🦘

Thank fuck the rain has arrived . Keep those trick or treaters off the streets and away from my front door. #FuckHalloween


How good is Snoop Dogg !#AFLGrandFinal


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.