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NotAndersonCoop

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It's much windier in MY neighborhood.


It embarasses me to be described as an intellectual giant. #thishasneverhappened


Those dog food commercials make me hungry.


I equate Comedy Central's roast of James Franco with Assad's culture of chemical aggression.


My crying is for attention.


Excuse me, Delta Airlines. Your airplane carpet is filthy but your staff is very pleasant.


Twist. Twist safety is important.


Wow! To be alive in 1906!


Christ, what a sinkhole.


Leave tweeting to amateurs.


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Serious #Drynuary challenge: blew out ankle playing hockey last night. Usual treatment of whiskey and Advil reduced to Advil. One week left!


For two years I've fought off the tweet bug.


Haven't I ruined enough?


She yanks my up dog spine so good.


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My cab driver just told this riveting story about how the blacks and the Chinese and the Jews are ruling everything!


Hey, get your meat hooks off of me. Or at least clean your meat hooks. Fucking meat hooks.


Made mistake of sitting under the map on tourist train.


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