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Not The 9 O’Clock West Ham Supporters Association

@NotAssociation

Dividing everything & conquering nothing. Humorous parody of our West Ham Fan Groups.

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Just in case you don’t know who we are, what we do & how we operate.

✅ Represent small proportion of total fan base ✅ Strategy defined by a robust survey completed by less that 1 in 4 of our members ✅ Chairman & Committee making all the decisions ✅ Campaigning for new owners we know nothing about ✅ ISC Club Puppet Group founder member

NotAssociation's tweet image. ✅ Represent small proportion of total fan base
✅ Strategy defined by a robust survey completed by less that 1 in 4 of our members
✅ Chairman & Committee making all the decisions
✅ Campaigning for new owners we know nothing about
✅ ISC Club Puppet Group founder member


Just in case you’ve forgotten who we are:

✅ Represent small proportion of total fan base ✅ Strategy defined by a robust survey completed by less that 1 in 4 of our members ✅ Chairman & Committee making all the decisions ✅ Campaigning for new owners we know nothing about ✅ ISC Club Puppet Group founder member

NotAssociation's tweet image. ✅ Represent small proportion of total fan base
✅ Strategy defined by a robust survey completed by less that 1 in 4 of our members
✅ Chairman & Committee making all the decisions
✅ Campaigning for new owners we know nothing about
✅ ISC Club Puppet Group founder member


We now have nearly 19,000 Members. We promise to continue to ignore every one of them who have different views to those of our Committee.

NotAssociation's tweet image. We now have nearly 19,000 Members. We promise to continue to ignore every one of them who have different views to those of our Committee.

As 2022 draws to a close, we thought it appropriate to commission some limited edition canvasses to document & celebrate our achievements over the past year.

NotAssociation's tweet image. As 2022 draws to a close, we thought it appropriate to commission some limited edition canvasses to document & celebrate our achievements over the past year.

We are proud to announce that we will now follow a minimalistic life strategy. This is of course now more aligned to our previous actions & achievements.

NotAssociation's tweet image. We are proud to announce that we will now follow a minimalistic life strategy. This is of course now more aligned to our previous actions & achievements.

Important ISC Meeting Update: The Club have refused our request to provide free M&S Carrot Chutney & Wensleydale sandwiches at future meetings. This was a key reason why we agreed to join & our decision to attend future ISC Meetings is now in serious doubt. #GSBOUT

NotAssociation's tweet image. Important ISC Meeting Update: 

The Club have refused our request to provide free M&S Carrot Chutney & Wensleydale sandwiches at future meetings. This was a key reason why we agreed to join & our decision to attend future ISC Meetings is now in serious doubt. #GSBOUT
NotAssociation's tweet image. Important ISC Meeting Update: 

The Club have refused our request to provide free M&S Carrot Chutney & Wensleydale sandwiches at future meetings. This was a key reason why we agreed to join & our decision to attend future ISC Meetings is now in serious doubt. #GSBOUT

The sun is shining & nothing has changed since the Winter months. Quiet we remain.

Excuse us for being so quiet since our failed protest at the Brentford game. We have though made good use of the Retweet icon, all the Christmas decorations are up & we got a great deal on boxes of Stella that will see us through until New Years Day.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Excuse us for being so quiet since our failed protest at the Brentford game. 

We have though made good use of the Retweet icon, all the Christmas decorations are up & we got a great deal on boxes of Stella that will see us through until New Years Day.


These are our current views on Safe Standing. We will conduct further research from a pub again soon.


Although the Club can do nothing about it, we will keep banging on about this as it’s another opportunity to gain more fan support for us at NT9WHSA.

We have the Free & Best Main Station ➡️ Stadium Disabled Shuttle Bus Service of any Premier League Club. Nothing to do with us as put in place by the previous Fan Construct DSB/OSB. We will though, continue to bash the club to put in a payable Taxi Rank even when they cannot.

NotAssociation's tweet image. We have the Free & Best Main Station ➡️ Stadium Disabled Shuttle Bus Service of any Premier League Club. Nothing to do with us as put in place by the previous Fan Construct DSB/OSB.

We will though, continue to bash the club to put in a payable Taxi Rank even when they cannot.


Although the headline is ‘Going Forward’, excuse us as most of the content is actually going backwards & contains nothing new at all. Consistent We Fail.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Although the headline is ‘Going Forward’, excuse us as most of the content is actually going backwards & contains nothing new at all. Consistent We Fail.

Congratulations to our Media Team. Even with the great season we have had they can manage to write our Season Summary 90% negative.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Congratulations to our Media Team. Even with the great season we have had they can manage to write our Season Summary 90% negative.

Over 3 years in now & we will commission some more similar canvasses to represent our achievements over these last 3 years.

As we celebrate our 2 year anniversary, we thought it would be nice to commission some limited edition canvasses to document our achievements during this time.

NotAssociation's tweet image. As we celebrate our 2 year anniversary, we thought it would be nice to commission some limited edition canvasses to document our achievements during this time.


More of the same from us. No new ideas or initiatives. Hope you’re not getting bored like we are.

The Way Forward: Simple! We will claim the credit & take the plaudits for all the positive progress when in reality we have had little or nothing to do with any of the positive initiatives by the Club. #ConsistentWeAre

NotAssociation's tweet image. The Way Forward: Simple! We will claim the credit & take the plaudits for all the positive progress when in reality we have had little or nothing to do with any of the positive initiatives by the Club. #ConsistentWeAre


Here we go again! Looking forward to the ISC meeting this week. We’ve also invited Sooty & Sweep, & Punch & Judy.

Sneak preview! Picture of the attendees of the ISC Meeting that will be circulated on Social Media & the clubs Website later today.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Sneak preview! 
Picture of the attendees of the ISC Meeting that will be circulated on Social Media & the clubs Website later today.


Everyone has their own opinion, reasons and breaking point. Our reasons are long standing and well documented, but we will never turn people away for having their own. We will just allow our members to drive them out with their intolerance.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Everyone has their own opinion, reasons and breaking point.

Our reasons are long standing and well documented, but we will never turn people away for having their own. We will just allow our members to drive them out with their intolerance.

Over 3 months since & we continue the same. #Consistent #NothingNew

Excuse us for being so quiet since our failed protest at the Brentford game. We have though made good use of the Retweet icon, all the Christmas decorations are up & we got a great deal on boxes of Stella that will see us through until New Years Day.

NotAssociation's tweet image. Excuse us for being so quiet since our failed protest at the Brentford game. 

We have though made good use of the Retweet icon, all the Christmas decorations are up & we got a great deal on boxes of Stella that will see us through until New Years Day.


Not The 9 O’Clock West Ham Supporters Association reposted

We have the Free & Best Main Station ➡️ Stadium Disabled Shuttle Bus Service of any Premier League Club. Nothing to do with us as put in place by the previous Fan Construct DSB/OSB. We will though, continue to bash the club to put in a payable Taxi Rank even when they cannot.

NotAssociation's tweet image. We have the Free & Best Main Station ➡️ Stadium Disabled Shuttle Bus Service of any Premier League Club. Nothing to do with us as put in place by the previous Fan Construct DSB/OSB.

We will though, continue to bash the club to put in a payable Taxi Rank even when they cannot.

Our experience of a Free Taxi Service from The London Stadium.

The last time our Chairman went to a home game he managed to get a ‘Free Taxi Service’ from the Stadium. Special Livery, Blue Lights & a Siren ensured no traffic delayed his journey. Unfortunately it went to the local nick & not his home. #TaxiForBubbles

NotAssociation's tweet image. The last time our Chairman went to a home game he managed to get a ‘Free Taxi Service’ from the Stadium. Special Livery, Blue Lights & a Siren ensured no traffic delayed his journey. Unfortunately it went to the local nick & not his home.

#TaxiForBubbles


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