B. Dunn-Hunt. (๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐.๐.)
@NotAtTheOpera
โยท Seeing the world from the safety of a broom cupboard. | M:I Franchise โข 18+ โข RP | ๐๐.๐๐.๐๐ โฅ @disavowedhunt |
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"โ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐." โฆ Benjamin Dunn / Benji the Lifesaver โฆ Mission Impossible / Spy Verse Friendly โฆ Often found in closets, behind screens, and chasing Ethan โฆ Tired of this sh*t already | MI RP | 18+ | ComradeQueer |
<โ The peaceful look of a field-trained agent who lied whilst attached to electrodes for months on end regarding his allegiance to Ethan Hunt. "Hello, darling, what have you got there?"
<โ The impassive look of a field trained agent that has been conditioned not to reveal any vital information to enemy factions. Also the face of a man who hasnโt been seen shirtless for 24 hours. โHi, babe.โ
๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
He may or may not have been kicked in the stomach because Dog spooked one of the cows. . . No one tell Benji.
Happy Pride Month! And remember, it's always ethically okay to beat up those who attempt to mistreat you on the basis of your sexuality or gender expression.
TXT: Sweetheart. ๐ [ Gay as an umbrella term, not the dictionary definition of your existence, you pedant. ] [ Love you. ]
TXT: Benji ๐ฌ But you know Iโm bisexual. ๐ฌ Love you.
TXT: Sweetheart. ๐ [ I'm the raccoon. That's me calling you gay, affectionately. ๐ฆโค๏ธ ]
TXT: Benji ๐ฌ Babe, why is the racoon calling me gay?
TXT: Sweetheart. ๐ [ IMG ATTACHMENT ]
![NotAtTheOpera's tweet image. TXT: Sweetheart. ๐
[ IMG ATTACHMENT ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GrioEjUX0AE0dbE.jpg)
Of course not. Fish can't legally get married ( yet ).
Ha ha, very funny. As long as he's back by 2PM for this delicious ( and sad, and low carb ) meal, that's fine.
He's having a wonderful time with the keychain. He's preparing a romantic, hearty lunch for the keychain as they speak - even though Benji thinks that the keychain's preference for lean fats and minimal oil is a pain in the arse when making a Sunday roast. He'll do it anyway.
Le Poisson Steve is his new husband. Take it up with the keychain.
Opening up applications for a new husband, one who DOESN'T disrespect the tiny 3D fish that he prints. ( This is a joke. If another man perceives him, he'll scream ).
That's called misplacing them.
He doesnโt misplace his keys. He just forgets to hook his carabiner into his belt loop sometimes.
The 3D fish will constitute as a little friend who lives on Ethan's keys so he stops misplacing them.
3D-printing an orange fish for Ethan as they speak.
He's been singing Le Poisson Steve to Ethan so much that there is now a sincere risk of divorce on the horizon.
๐ !
Redacted for good reason. Cheeky.
Is Ethan really complaining about having a little more British in him? He wasn't complaining about having British in him last night whenโ. [ THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED ]
Is there anything the British havenโt colonised? Now theyโre taking the American out of the American Action Hero.
He's at least a quarter British by the grace of Benji's dual citizenship! It was Brexit. So sorry. So sad.
Brexit whโ HEโS AMERICAN.
Mmโ, his visitation rights were permanently revoked. Passport burned. Brexit was responsible, probably. Too bad, so sad.
Theyโre both death risks, Mister Field Technician. Itโs unfair that Ethan canโt make fun of the fact that he has been on the other side multiple times. He likes to visit.
That wasn't the question! The rule is that only Benji gets to make death jokes, because he hasn't died, and he isn't a death risk. Ethan is a death risk. Wind it in.
He has died twice, he gets to make death jokes every now and then, cโmon.
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