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NOT the Bakery

@NotBakery

Let's get this bread

Your sleep paralysis demon

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“If you can do cocaine you can do Flonase”


“You know how many bitches would suck dick to see a panda?”


“Do i love her or just her walls”


Aphis are human mister meseeks prove me wrong


NOT the Bakery reposted

me going back to school knowing i ain’t did a thang over the break

Bomboclaat

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NOT the Bakery reposted

My Thanksgiving Break went a little something like this: *packed bag to do hw* *set bag down inside* *didn’t open it once* *throws bag back into car*


ITS FRIDAY BITCHES


2K stays ON during sex 😤😤😤


All girls are bots


This is Eric James prove me wrong

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Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (2011)

NotBakery's tweet image. Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother (2011)

If Mason Rudolph shows up at our crib I’ll beat the fuck outta him too #milesgarrettstanaccount


Do you have mild walls? Call 1-800-KEGELS TODAY


The bills make me wanna shout!! Heyyeeyyee

I legit hate football so much



whenever @BenKarlo tries to say go browns

NotBakery's tweet image. whenever @BenKarlo tries to say go browns

what if we kissed in the muni lot at the browns game haha jk...unless😳...


I feel personally attacked

you're not "vibing" you're sitting in your house smoking weed and playing Xbox for the 14th day in a row



If she already knows to get ranch crust on the pizza, she’s the one bruh


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