NotBatman
@NotBatmanDev
Building offline-first tools (CapyIDE). Tweets are a volatile mix of C++ code, 90s punk history, and dad lore. 3 kids, 0 cloud dependencies.
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What I’ve learned about the X algorithm so far: bookmarks > likes, early replies on big accounts matter more than your own posts, and posting about the algorithm is basically cheating
Love the dude-bros on X who virtue signal about ‘helping small accounts’ and never follow through. Transparent as fuck.
You know who else lays in bed thinking about something embarrassing they did 7 years ago?! MY MOM!! She still brings up the time I called my teacher "mom" and that was in 1994!! LET IT GO WOMAN!! WOOOOOOOO!!!
Funny how the "increased payouts" arrived right when notifications started getting throttled into oblivion. Creators across the platform reporting the same thing. Replies buried. Engagement tanking. The math isn't mathing. Raise the rate, choke the volume. Net change: you pay…
This is fuckin’ adorable lmao
Treating the love of my life to a FANCY date night! Nothing is more romantic than sharing a bucket of fried chicken in the back of a mud covered truck under the stars! Starla looks so beautiful when she destroys protein! IT’S MAGICAL BRO! WOOOOOOOO!
Jump on this before the opportunity dies 👀
I'm going to regret this and this will take a long time to do, but I am following back everyone who replies to this post 🫡
Lmao @ our orange overlord for flipping off a Ford employee, cuz why tf not 😂🙄
Kai Cenat walking away from streaming at his peak to learn how to sew is either the most unhinged or most sane decision of 2026
Seeing my own posts on my feed messed with my head a bit lol @X y u no tell us when you change the algorithm 😮💨
So this RT should be a banger then
Brb gonna vibe code me some bitches real quick
Obligatory ‘mfs who keep posting with 0 likes and engagements are fearless’ post
2026 and juniors still dropping ‘here’s a screenshot’ in bug reports. Me as @NotBatmanDev: 🦇✋ SHOW ME CODE Just paste it.
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