Not Quite Full Sail
@NotFSSecurity
This is not affiliated with Full Sail, an innovative educational leader for those pursuing careers in the entertainment industry, or their security force!
Some Full Sail students just won $75,000 from a Go Daddy Contest, you know what this means: Keep your doors locked. #DangerIsEverywhere!
There have been 3 robberies on Cadyway Trail... Sorry partner, but that's outta my jurisdiction.
A kid held the door for me today so I accidentally gave him my real GPS rather than a few points. He's gonna lose a ton for not telling me!
RT @FullSailUpdate "#FullSail and Midway Elementary School Announce Education Partnership" I swear this better not mean more babysitting!
Lucasfilm will be on campus tomorrow, I hope they know I'm trained to defeat Sith lords!
Currently babysitting @AdoraSv before her Full Sail Live appearance... Soooo many temper-tantrums. #IGuessSomeoneJustHitPuberty.
If you go to see @BungieTweets Sandbox Designer and Grad, Josh Hamrick, please remember: Sand hurts, so don't throw it!
Sorry guys, I took a vacation, because when you're not a student you can do that!
You kids don't need to park near you classroom's right? Good, we're blocking off the whole building 3 lot just for graduation!
There's talk we may start arresting students who don't have their badges with them... don't worry, we're not Arizona... yet.
Full Sail wants me to start monitoring cyberbullies in their Online classes. Damn these nerds can be harsh!
I love all these online classes! Keeps the students off campus and keeps me in the break room.
Someone left their laptop in their car, I hope no one steals it because I am NOT waiting for them to get out of class.
Got suspended thanks to that last tweet... did you notice the lack of security on campus in the past two days?
Oh double crap, nevermind! The student wasn't killed... chalk that one up to idle office gossip. People have to watch what they say here.
HOLY SHIT! A Student was shot AND KILLED for that laptop! I apologize for that senseless "Crime takes vacations" joke. #MinusGPSforMe.
The bad news: Laptop thieves are back. The Good News: This means Crime takes a summer vacation!
I can't believe I have to work today... It's a saturday for Christ's sake! I vote these kids grow a pair and protect themselves for once!
RT: @FullSailUpdate "GPS EVENT - Be in a Flash Mob Dance Video" Not on my watch, there shall be no mobsters on my campus!
Fear not Full Sail Tweeters, we're here to keep you safe from cyber bullies, and keep you informed with on-campus updates!
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