Mike Lake
@NotFakeMikeLake
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the tweet.
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Can't believe I just realized this guy's head's shaped like a fucking melon.
When @JoeyMurr talks in circles can we call it the Joe-tary? @IAmJamesStewart
Me at an open mic after practicing a real zinger 5000 times in the living room:
I know someone said this already but i still genuinely cannot believe the response to the success of barbie was “we should make a toy cinematic universe” instead of let’s make more movies for women
‘Barbie’ has officially become Warner Bros. highest grossing movie worldwide.
No we not celebrating nothing white until next week
It's not that everyone who golfs is an asshole, but everyone who is an asshole golfs.
I used to think Nantucket was the douchiest place on the planet, but at least now I don't have to think it. www-boston-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.boston…
www-boston-com.cdn.ampproject.org
‘Move to Cape Cod’ bumper sticker riles affordable housing proponents on Nantucket
Affordable housing on Nantucket has been hard to come by as residents contend with eye-watering real estate prices and a scarcity of available units.
The Nintendo Cinematic Universe: 1. The Super Mario Bros Movie 2. The Legend of Zelda: The Hero of Time 3. Metroid: The Bounty Hunter 4. Kirby: The Star Warrior 5. Donkey Kong: The Jungle Avenger 6. Star Fox: The Lylat Initiative 7. Earthbound: Rise of the Chosen 8. F-Zero: The…
Someone's following @EasterbrookG 's advice on making predictions nypost.com/2023/03/29/imm…
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C
Bob needs a safe space from all the scary snowflakes billboard.com/music/country/…
billboard.com
‘No Snowflakes’ for Kid Rock: Shows Announced With Travis Tritt, Marcus King & More
Kid Rock is playing concerts with Travis Tritt, Marcus King and more for a set of shows called 'No Snowflakes.'
Funny how they blame consumers “in this day and age of extreme penny-pinching and coupon-clipping” and not Microsoft in this day and age of outrageous corporate greed. When in doubt, it’s never the rich people’s fault. gizmodo.com/windows-11-sys…
gizmodo.com
Windows 11 Slapping a Watermark on 'Unsupported' PCs
The latest patch adds a persistent watermark to the desktop, reminding you that your system doesn't meet the OS' official requirements.
And here I am thinking we should be spending less on the military while we can't even stop a balloon. businessinsider.com/shooting-down-…
businessinsider.com
Shooting down a suspected Chinese spy balloon could be a lot harder than it sounds, former Navy...
"It's very difficult with what we have, because what we have was not meant to shoot down balloons," a former naval aviator told Insider.
About to fill my dehumidifier with water and turn it upside down. It's dry as shit in this house.
Anyone in the @SupernovaMomma universe have advice for getting a 2 yr old back to sleep after waking at all hours of the night? I don't mind holding her hand and falling asleep on the floor, but my back has had enough...
Ever impressed by the marketing of the BLT. If they call it what it is, a bacon sandwich, there'd be a 30% drop in sales.
Lemme tell you a secret about art. Idgaf how bad you think you draw. If you keep drawing exaaactly like that, and make enough stuff exaaactly like that. People will assume that you draw like that by choice and they’ll just call it your style. Art is just committing to the bit.
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