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Twitter should have a flushing sound when you hit send on a tweet
There is no right way or wrong way to do Twitter. It is all wrong. All of it
The remote that unlocks my car died this afternoon so I had to unlock the car door with a key like some kind of fucking caveman.
Me: We are well stocked with food for the next four weeks of your summer break What my kids heard: Let’s eat every hour like it’s a cruise buffet
Ten years from now you’ll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Oh man, what a weird year that was,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.
The $600 check .
Observation 1: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid-November to the end of December. From the outside looking in, Christmas always seemed pretty simple. I always thought you put up a tree and then gave gifts to family. This is a lie.
No I can’t , my sister thought she found a lost dog today so she rang the phone number on his collar and the owner was like yeah your outside my house 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Nicole A- How do you know that? Da'Vonne- The person we are talking about made them tell her. She was like "if I go home, I want to go home to my kids". They were like "if you go home first, you are going to go home in September". Keep that in mind #BB22
I almost peed myself from the height .... 👀
Enzo seems to be sitting so pretty right now. I swear he not on anyone’s radar. 🤗 #BB22
Ok, now Cody is gonna secretly harbor resentment and will target David for not laughing at his joke about NicoleF's voice, when really, David was dumbfounded that Cody was calling him Kevin. Let's watch how Cody will build a case for targeting David for eviction...SMDH! #BB22
8/8/20 - Portland, OR. Terrance Moses says protesters don't care about Black lives. He "implores" protesters to "stop this nonsense!" He said protesters "set fire to people's livelihoods," "taunting" police "asking for trouble" and protests are "strictly for your glorification."
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- 1. Good Sunday N/A
- 2. Muhammad Qasim N/A
- 3. Alex Pretti N/A
- 4. Jesus is the Son of God N/A
- 5. #tiktokdown N/A
- 6. #sundaymotivation N/A
- 7. #SundayFunday N/A
- 8. #SundayMorning N/A
- 9. #tspotter N/A
- 10. Paddy N/A
- 11. Kyle Rittenhouse N/A
- 12. Laken Riley N/A
- 13. Championship Sunday N/A
- 14. PERTHSANTA BABYMATTE CUSHION N/A
- 15. LINGORM HONGKONG MEET N/A
- 16. Learner Tien N/A
- 17. Tracy N/A
- 18. Noem N/A
- 19. Cutch N/A
- 20. Gaethje N/A
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