NotJaybird's profile picture. Leviticus 19:31 reads:

“Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.”
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Leviticus 19:31 reads: “Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.” Ur gonna die

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Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low.


A diamond ring is a way of telling a woman "I love you so much I want African children to suffer just so your finger can shine."


It's funny how nearly all the people who believe global warming is a myth also believe I'm not.


Just because the person you're talking to is stupid, doesn't mean you're not also stupid.


Policy change: everybody have lots of sex.


11. Thou shalt not do things that make any civilized person say, "Dude, what the hell is wrong with thee?"


I apologize for anything horrible that may have happened anywhere on planet Earth last night. I was drunk.


The fact that you are entitled to have a stupid opinion does not excuse its stupidity.


This is your weekly reminder that nobody knows what they're doing.


The meek shall inherit the earth, right after the powerful are done destroying it.


How dare brown people try to live on land white people enslaved black people and killed red people to get?


For the record I've been running hunger games for thousands of years.


I think white people and black people can all join together and say as one, "CNN sucks."


I am infinitely good and I created you in My image and you are inherently evil and that makes total sense.


Next time I'll make people skinless. No racism, plus no acne.


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