John R. Block, Patriot and Defender of Wealth
@NotJohnRBlock
(parody: @pghunfiltered, @chuck_k_sports) Refined Oligarch and Valiant Protector of God's Finest Creation, Non-Taxed Revenue
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Don't worry, he'll always have our board editorials
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This newspaper has not supported a Republican for president since 1972. But we believe President Trump, for all his faults, is the better choice this year. Via @pgopinions bit.ly/3jM3Iua
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The man and the record
Donald Trump is not Churchill, to be sure, but he gets things done.
Not your trustworthy oligarch, John R. Block! We barely allow our journalists to hold police accountable let alone badmouth them
Police "morale is in the toilet because these political pundits continue to badmouth their own police force," says the head of Pittsburgh's police union. bit.ly/3gA3V1X
Been trying to do my part to remove mailboxes in socialist-loving neighborhoods, but now they're attacking Keith and, honestly, I just lotioned my hands so he's on his own.
If left in a room with Tucker Carlson, we might just kiss.
We've heard through the audio gizmo that Mark Cuban has designs to buy our paper. We need only run 983 more stories about his fruitless local real estate efforts and the deal is as good as sealed!
Can't get enough of the Babylon Bee. That's how real journalism is done: formulaic and blindly obedient to the Christian ruling class!
In Mr. Burris's defense: if you ever read one of his editorials, you will realize he is incredibly, almost impossibly dumb.
Oh God, what have I done
Well, two can play that game, Giant Eagle: I'm sure this ShurSave on Liberty Avenue will provide a far superior shopping experience to your grimy hovel.
Well, two can play that game, Giant Eagle: I'm sure this ShurSave on Liberty Avenue will provide a far superior shopping experience to your grimy hovel.
WHAT!? We've issued a half-hearted apology; the least these ruffians could do is spare a copper for it.
This article initially published behind the Post-Gazette's paywall. For the sake of complete openness and total transparency, the paywall has since been removed and can be accessed by anyone for free.
Good boy, Keith.
In recent days, the readers of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have been subjected to a great deal of disinformation, including accusations of racism toward management. It's time for the rest of the story. post-gazette.com/local/region/2…
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Keith C. Burris: Truth, fairness and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
In recent days the readers of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette have been subjected to a great deal of disinformation about the Post-Gazette. It is time for...
A shame this fictitious virus canceled this year's Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Mine always cries of joy when we go to the office.
Pinkerton is clearly my favorite Weezer album.
This self-proclaimed Hub for Pornography purports to have a feature reel for every person's kink, but I've yet to find a single "hardcore" reenactment of Pinkertons quelling the Homestead Strike of 1892
If these layabouts and nogoodniks really wanted change, they'd stop developing photography of their bare knees and start consolidating media to a small subset of billionaires like the rest of us! pghunfiltered.com/2020/06/06/hor…
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Hordes of Angry Youth Frighten Polite Society
By Owner and Intrepid Defender of Wealth John R. Block Unwashed Youth, most of them sons and daughters of housemaids and workmen, gathered in the East Liberty neighborhood, dangerously in the...
To anyone sending condemnatory post via the World Wide Web to Editor Keith C. Burris: he will be unavailable indefinitely for comment. We are having the furniture sanitized and he is currently serving as my Ottoman.
I'd like to challenge the Chairman of Antifa to a game of chess, the ultimate gentleman's duel. Nobody has ever bested a Block on the checkerboard and kept their job / survived the subsequent fortnight.
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