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John R. Block, Patriot and Defender of Wealth

@NotJohnRBlock

(parody: @pghunfiltered, @chuck_k_sports) Refined Oligarch and Valiant Protector of God's Finest Creation, Non-Taxed Revenue

Don't worry, he'll always have our board editorials


Not your trustworthy oligarch, John R. Block! We barely allow our journalists to hold police accountable let alone badmouth them

Police "morale is in the toilet because these political pundits continue to badmouth their own police force," says the head of Pittsburgh's police union. bit.ly/3gA3V1X

PublicSourcePA's tweet image. Police "morale is in the toilet because these political pundits continue to badmouth their own police force," says the head of Pittsburgh's police union. bit.ly/3gA3V1X


Been trying to do my part to remove mailboxes in socialist-loving neighborhoods, but now they're attacking Keith and, honestly, I just lotioned my hands so he's on his own.


If left in a room with Tucker Carlson, we might just kiss.


We've heard through the audio gizmo that Mark Cuban has designs to buy our paper. We need only run 983 more stories about his fruitless local real estate efforts and the deal is as good as sealed!


Can't get enough of the Babylon Bee. That's how real journalism is done: formulaic and blindly obedient to the Christian ruling class!


In Mr. Burris's defense: if you ever read one of his editorials, you will realize he is incredibly, almost impossibly dumb.


Oh God, what have I done

Well, two can play that game, Giant Eagle: I'm sure this ShurSave on Liberty Avenue will provide a far superior shopping experience to your grimy hovel.



Well, two can play that game, Giant Eagle: I'm sure this ShurSave on Liberty Avenue will provide a far superior shopping experience to your grimy hovel.


WHAT!? We've issued a half-hearted apology; the least these ruffians could do is spare a copper for it.

This article initially published behind the Post-Gazette's paywall. For the sake of complete openness and total transparency, the paywall has since been removed and can be accessed by anyone for free.



A shame this fictitious virus canceled this year's Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Mine always cries of joy when we go to the office.


Pinkerton is clearly my favorite Weezer album.


This self-proclaimed Hub for Pornography purports to have a feature reel for every person's kink, but I've yet to find a single "hardcore" reenactment of Pinkertons quelling the Homestead Strike of 1892


To anyone sending condemnatory post via the World Wide Web to Editor Keith C. Burris: he will be unavailable indefinitely for comment. We are having the furniture sanitized and he is currently serving as my Ottoman.


I'd like to challenge the Chairman of Antifa to a game of chess, the ultimate gentleman's duel. Nobody has ever bested a Block on the checkerboard and kept their job / survived the subsequent fortnight.


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