Josh Matlow
@NotJoshMatlow
This account is retired in order to plan for the 2018 campaign.
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On the one hand, it was murder. But on the other hand, I'm sure they were motivated by good intentions #Matlowmurdermystery
Step 4: Make charming Sherlock Holmes/Clue reference, hate to have to choose any suspect.
Step 3: paralyzed by possibilities, ask the audience #Matlowmurdermystery
Step 2: Deduce that no suspects can be ruled out and equally weigh all evidence, regardless of corroboration #Matlowmurdermystery
Step 1: Nod agreeably at all suspects to better understand their stories. #Matlowmurdermystery
Compromise solution: Have we considered selling the anemometer's naming rights to Pixar?
I'd like to thank Councillor Peruzza for his excellent Vince Lombardi impression.
Sometimes words can't describe my disappointment in the coucil's divisiveness: cdn.makeuptalk.com/c/c0/c0cf4aa4_…
What makes improv good prep for politics is you train yourself tobsay 'yes'
With jokes like that, @joshmatlow might be finding redundancies on Twitter if not City Hall.
RT @joshmatlow I've always believed in consultation on potential cuts. This may, in retrospect, have begun around the time of my briss.
Looking forward to speaking about the values of the protest in the media. Brings back memories.
@DenzilMiW @goldsbie That's the problem with partisans, always sticking to one category at a time.
To clarify, I'm a strong supporter of the middle class and also dedicated to weaning the city from any teat sucking.
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