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@NotNumber1Dad
First Time Dad doing the best I can!
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Thought: Folks not wearing masks are like guys who don’t wear condoms “b/c it doesn’t feel good.” A) it ain’t all about you and B) it serves a health/safety purpose #coronavirus #COVIDIDIOTS #Covid_19 #QuarentineLife #WearAMaskNY #WearAMask #WeAreInThisTogether #Coronavirustruth
Mad props to the #moms out there! Every time I “babysit” I remember how hard it is! #patfrat #dadlife #mumlife #babysitting #thankyoumom #Moms #momsquad #mommysgirl
Baby M sounds like the next Picasso! If you're having trouble removing this artwork, DM us. :)
So, this happened today! Apparently Baby M hacked into the @Crayola box and tagged the window sills, walls, and doors! Our little #Banksy LOL! #PatFrat #DadLife #DadSquad #Parenting #toddlers #Toddlelife #Tagging #BabyPicasso #PicassoBaby #StreetArt
Watching Baby M getting her first taste of @sprite was incredible. She demonstrated equal parts love (taste) and terror (carbonation). 🤣 She’s always pitting a smile on my face! #PatFrat #ToddlerLife #DadLife #MomLife #ThisIsParenting #Sprite
Said it before and I’ll say it again. Getting ANYWHERE on time with a baby/toddler is a major accomplishment. Shout out to all the #parents out there. We’ll keep grinding away! #PatFrat #Dadlife #Mom #dadsquad #momsquad #parenting #thisisparenting #FridayFeeling #FridayThoughts
Baby M has certainly never met a stranger. Not sure if this excites me or terrifies me! Probably a little of both! #PatFrat #DadLife #parenting #parenthood #thisisparenting #DadSquad #momlife #MondayReport
Taking out the garbage these days includes performing at least a cursory inspection to ensure Baby M hasn’t tossed any household essentials in the trash. Today’s finds - hairbrush and 2 spoons! #PatFrat #dadlife #momlife #parenting #thisisparenthood #Parenthood #SundayFunday
Peeped Baby M eating her pizza with a fork. I hope I’m not raising one of “those people!” 🤣 #patfrat #DadLife #Pizza #etiquette #DadSquad #Parenting #beBetter #momlife #pizzaplug #PizzaLover #PizzaMood
12 pack in one hand, diaper bag in the other. Party Dad! #PatFrat #Parenting #DadLife #PartyDad #SaturdayThoughts #AllStarWeekend #NBAAllStar #whosaysicant
#TFW You look over at your spouse, make eye contact, and think “good parenting!” #PatFrat #Parenting #Parenthood #DadLife #MomLife #Adulting #goodparenting #parentingwin #Parentsquad #ParentTwitter
You’ve never truly lived until you’ve had a toddler sneeze directly in your face! Welcome to Monday! #PatFrat #Parenting #DadLife #momlife #mondaythoughts #baby #children #FluSeason #dadsquad #parentlife
Here’s my piece of totally unsolicited parenting #advice - 3 simple words - Do. What. Works. You guys get creative - #ParentingIn3Words Different for everybody, but at the end of the day, that’s all you can do! #Parenting #PatFrat #MomSquad #DadLife #parenthood
#mcm almost didn’t make it. I cut my thumb today so I’m feeling pretty useless with just one to type with 😂 @fu_dad @DadFiction @dad_on_my_feet @daddydoubts @DaddingAround @HomeWithPeanut @DadWithABeer @LicensedtoDad @Tired_Dad_of_2 @parenthoodperks @Beagz @NotNumber1Dad
Christmas edition. Still true. #PatFrat #Christmas #babies #shopping #Smile #boldChristian #Christianity #Dadlife #MomLife #realtalk
If a child smiles at you and you can’t smile back, you’re a real jerk. #PatFrat #DadLife #MomLife #DadSquad #Parenting #RealTalk #ThursdayThoughts
How old were you when you finally figured out “Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?” I admit, I just figured it out. Always figured kid’s mom was sorta loose... #PatFrat #DadLife #ChristmasMusic #ChristmasJam #Christmas #MomLife #mommasboy #ChristmasLights #ChristmasTree
Hi guys, Some help please! Can you pick your favourite? (A or B). TY! Please RT too if u can! @casual_my @TheNocturnalDad @Mama_Bee14 @Amandalee2111 @liljohntalks @NotNumber1Dad @DadMissions2018 @TweatingForTwo @FamilyTeamCoach @daddydoubts @BeccaBlogsItOut @simplyarcher
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