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All I want is a man who wears a suit everyday, cooks, and has a big dick.

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@NotPropriate

Tweeting the things you think, but don't think you should say on Twitter. All I want is a man who wears a suit everyday, cooks, and has a big dick.

"No offense to your vagina, but God bless my penis."


When I look at him I feel pregnant.


That 16 minutes of activity tonight was sex, JawboneUp 24. But you don't have an option for that... So I'll plug it in as "cardio."


Does anyone else's vaginal lips go numb when it's cold? 😕


"I am curious to know what you look like in a condom."


"I just wanna have an abortion on this bar right now and freak him out." Anon. re: staunch republican. 🇺🇸


Why do some people have to be such cunts?


It is as if I HAVE to sit by douche bags tonight.


Tonight I got told to "shut the fuck up." So it's been going really well. 💕


I was looking at the garbage man, wondering how good he is in bed. Even not good, is pretty good right?


"And by that, he means he's a faggot."


Hungover. At work. I miss college. 😩


"Where is that dirty bitch???" "Right here." 😉


I'm about to get lit.


You ma'am, are a fucking cunt.


Fuck that bullshit.


My butt-hole just got so tight.


Stuntin' is a habit.


"I used to be a menace to society." "You can menace my society."


If your prayers include getting your period, we can pray together.


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