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PARODY ACCOUNT. NOT the #RI General Assembly in the People's Paradise of #RhodeIsland, but close.... We control your life; get used to it.
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And what is my picture doing on the back of a milk carton?
Quite the little nap I've had the last couple of months. Anything happen? Miss me?
House Bill #1: House to meet once in Jan, confirm Speaker, give him power to rule by edict, recess. (Makes explicit what is now implicit)
#ThoughtForTheDay: Crises are not there to be managed. They are there to be exploited. Cranston bridge: Well played, Gina. #GodSaveRI
An idealist is just someone who hasn't heard the news. #GodSaveRI
Thought For The Day: Everyone roots against Goliath. Until they're on the other end of the slingshot. #GodSaveRI
Gordie, Gordie, Gordie... Your corruption is associated only with job on a PVD board? Shame on you for not making use of Speaker position..
A lack of laurels isn't going to stop us from resting. #GodSaveRI
FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. We were wrong. The law we passed about this was wrong. Sorry
For Newbies: Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.
Our Assembly: There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people asking the best question they can come up with. #GodSaveRI
If Tetris has taught us anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. #GodSaveRI
Thought for the day: There is no problem so bad that it cannot be made worse by someone doing something stupid. #GodSaveRI
Kickoff day for the General Assembly. And so the butchery begins....
Note to Mr McKee: Being Lt Gov is like being pretender to the Kingdom of Jerusalem's throne: cool to those who care, but not anyone else.
Glad that nasty political campaign season is behind us. It's nice to get back to being nasty to each other for other reasons. #GodSaveRI
There are many many models for state budget forecasts, but ours is based on divining the projections from sheep entrails. #GodSaveRI
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