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Can't stop the Feeling is the new summer song!

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#ThankYouObama for allowing Me to walk into the White House after you. Or as the Mexicans say it, Gracias.


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#SexUpAnIceCreamFlavor Cherry, Yes she was a virgin folks, Garcia.


Yuck! Somebody smash the sound board

@jimandsamshow I'm listening to last professional broadcaster @notsam and morning zoo crew member @JimNorton Enough with the sound board!



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@SRShowSXM Sam, let's not get all teary eyed tonight. It's Huge that we move forward. Mornings will be fantastic. Believe me


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#InternetFriendDay I need a friend. This woman called me and said, "come over, there's nobody home." I went over, nobody was home!


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Mexico will pay for the wall!


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The NotSamsonites are #FullyErect in Buffalo @KelseyCook!


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I don't play Pokémon #WinMeOverIn4Words

LarryBiscane's tweet image. I don't play Pokémon  #WinMeOverIn4Words

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#AndThatsWhenISaid You're fired!!


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Nice. I think he's actually a horrible climber. I would meet with him if he made it past the 5th floor.

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That guy that tried to scale Trump Tower? Believe me. He couldn't even find the scales in his bathroom. Am I right?



I have a new clothing line. I love hoodies so I'm making small hoodies for penises. I'm calling it "hoodie for my woody"


Sam, you have 30 million listeners now. Your next video will have at least 15 million views. @SRShowSXM @notsam


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@SRShowSXM I just took a picture of Ted Cruz

BarryBiscane's tweet image. @SRShowSXM I just took a picture of Ted Cruz

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Sorry for the interruption Ted Cruz!


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