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@NotSharkWeek

Because 51 out of every 52 weeks a year, it isn't Shark Week.

@2charms Hey man, noticed that your tweet count is way down. Thought I remembered you having thousands of tweets. What happened to them?


@2Charms Hey man, noticed you got a follow from @SandiBehrns. Nice pull. Do you know her? She has a ton of followers.


@2Charms One last thing. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Matt LeBlanc (Joey from ‘Friends’)? It’s uncanny.


@2Charms Gotcha. Well carry on. I was just curious. Thanks for the replies.


@2Charms Makes sense. Also curious as to why you only follow 9 people. Notables can’t DM if you don’t follow. Do you use lists?


@2Charms in spam followers alone. 2) What keeps you going? No interest in building relationships? Just enjoy tweeting to notable figures?


@2Charms Hey man, questions for you. Noticed that you’ve got 10,000 tweets with only 3 followers. 1) How? I would think you’d have 10x that


Before you invest an hour into “Top 10 Deadliest Sharks”, here’s a spoiler: they will all kill you. Just avoid them all.


Hot babes in bikinis are staples in any shark’s diet. #SharkWeek


Celebrity sharks get their teeth capped. #SharkWeek


#SharkWeek drinking game! Good luck making it into work tomorrow.

NotSharkWeek's tweet image. #SharkWeek drinking game! Good luck making it into work tomorrow.

No excuse for any human to ever get attacked by a shark. Can’t they hear the music?! #Dumdum#SharkWeek


Wait, it’s #SharkWeek already?! They should really take after the Olympics. #onceeveryfouryears


“I’m so glad I spent a week’s vacation to sit at home and watch re-runs of old sharkisodes all day.” — Nobody #SharkWeek


Little do we know, sharks are actually gearing up for Human Week next week. Plan your beach vacations accordingly. #SharkWeek


Patiently waiting for the person behind @SharkWeek to slip up and tweet SHART Week! Wouldn’t that be a GAS? #sharts #underwater #doesntstink


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