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🇬🇧 opinions are definitely my own and usually wrong, sorry in advance

It sucks to watch other people live out your dreams


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It’s almost like earth was perfectly created for human beings, literally water falls from the sky and food grows on trees, but somehow we find ourselves trapped in a machine that requires credit scores and a 40 hour work week for existence.


give him a crate of carling and a 3.5 and I reckon he’s got half a chance yk

Ed Matthews reveals his end goal of streaming is to explore Antarctica’s ice wall, claiming he will settle all conspiracies and prove it exists live 😳



It’s that time of year again, stay safe tonight everyone and happy new year, if you need me

NotSoAverageJoe's tweet image. It’s that time of year again, stay safe tonight everyone and happy new year, if you need me

Even as a generational hater I have to admit that little lisan al gahib fella got sauce

Timothée Chalamet has teamed up with British rapper EsDeekid for a new ‘MARTY SUPREME’ rap.



Disclosure was always gonna get a little weird but I truly didn’t expect the Kardashians to be in the briefing room


FC26 update:

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When someone asks me how I’m feeling today but chatgpt is down


Don’t fret slime the rest is still unwritten


On a completely unrelated note give me twenty mins with pitbull I wanna suss him out


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just seen John Cena turn his back on me but i’m suppose to trust a bitch


saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and rescheduled all of my appointments to howl at the moon for the foreseeable


Fuck right off 🤣🤣🤣

Jaden Smith has arrived at the #GRAMMYs

XXL's tweet image. Jaden Smith has arrived at the #GRAMMYs


I think we’ve all been there

In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.

DailyTurkic's tweet image. In Türkiye, a man gave up his suicide attempt after being offered a döner kebab.


I’ll be taking applications for Monday night Raw and chill. They must acknowledge our tribal chief and be into butt stuff


Happy new year one and all stay safe and see you tomorrow I suppose

NotSoAverageJoe's tweet image. Happy new year one and all stay safe and see you tomorrow I suppose

I would like an apology from my therapist THIS INSTANCE

China has military drones disguised as birds. 😲‼️



Personality guy doesn’t even know he’s next


Cheeky chippy tea on a Thursday cos who said you have to wait till Friday, bon appetit slags


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