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Phyllis

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Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. (Marilyn Monroe)

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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

BKergin's tweet image. I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.
BKergin's tweet image. I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

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Retweet if you think Congress should get to work ASAP on making D.C. and Puerto Rico states.


This is awesome

No one should relax but this is amazing. Wouldn’t it be terrific if this generation did the heavy lifting in this election? #vote Today if you can!

clairecmc's tweet image. No one should relax but this is amazing. Wouldn’t it be terrific if this generation did the heavy lifting in this election? #vote  Today if you can!


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Call it Bidencare.

JoeBiden's tweet image. Call it Bidencare.

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Donald Trump can lie about the economy all he wants, but the truth is he’s the worst jobs president since 1929.


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Any future debates in this cycle, including the town hall POTUS-level debate, should obviously be conducted by Zoom, with the moderator as host controlling the mute button. Isn’t it obvious this is the way to go? Please retweet if you agree.


Sometimes bad guys do finish first...and the good guys just have to deal with it and move forward...


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Salsa dancing would be more fun if it involved less dancing and more nachos.


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Quick question for those people who have tweeted more than 50,000 times. What's meth like?


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It was awesome when names were like "Alexander the great" or "Ivan the terrible." My buddies would be "Ryan the drunk" and "Scott the gay."


I will never understand why people choose to make life so complicated...


Kick off those Crocs, Baby, and lets get naked...said no guy ever!


Ok, been on twitter for 2 weeks hoping for some sort of inspiration for an awesome first tweet...hasn't happened yet.


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