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Salty hot opinions on the MCLA that you didn’t ask for

Trying to understand why club lacrosse teams split with a coach is like trying to understand why your friend from high school broke up with his girlfriend Maybe your friend did something weird or terrible Maybe she did Who knows, relationships are weird 🤷‍♂️

In probably the most shortsighted decision I’ve ever heard, the Utah Valley player leadership has dismissed their coaching staff 2 weeks after having played in the National Championship game. The coaching staff led the Wolverines to a ton of program milestones. Shocking…



There are questions that we grapple with as a society, difficult and life-defining questions None so daunting as: How many jellybeans can fit inside Gary Gait’s head? #LikeNoOther 🥍 Our earthly consciousness may not be equipped to determine the answer @CuseMLAX @DU_MLAX

NotTheMCLA's tweet image. There are questions that we grapple with as a society, difficult and life-defining questions

None so daunting as: How many jellybeans can fit inside Gary Gait’s head? #LikeNoOther 🥍

Our earthly consciousness may not be equipped to determine the answer

@CuseMLAX @DU_MLAX

Fun fact on a night like tonight: the MCLA never took down the racist reference to the “Wuhan virus” in its announcement of the suspension of the 2020 season We know who the MCLA staff voted for today! #Vote mcla.us/news/2020/03/m…


This is on the officiating crew, if either team feels conditions are unplayable they have to find an amicable solution To have one team coming out claiming the other side forfeited in the 3rd quarter and weather is the factor, come on that’s on the officiating crew

From someone at the game: “40 years of lax never seen anything like that weather”



Shout out to @fgcuLAX with the oh-so-club move of two games in one day Not hating, it’s tough, gotta get the games One goal loss in game 2 of the day…woof 😮‍💨

(DI) Temple beat #15 (DII) FGCU 13-12



Nothing beats Twitter Lax season: ☑️ Injured sophomore given team account login ☑️ Pre-game hype tweets ☑️ Shouts out his boy on the 4th-line that got a GB ☑️ High-T gifs And then inevitably… Goes silent when his team loses the lead ☑️ Final Score L tweet 3 hrs later


Remember that bullshit when MCLA gave away a D2 national title to Utah by letting them play D2? And Utah claimed program poverty and oh-woe-are-they to be able to field a team? They’ve got 45+ players at a road game with 8 coaches Fucking rich the MCLA allowed their D2 crap

NotTheMCLA's tweet image. Remember that bullshit when MCLA gave away a D2 national title to Utah by letting them play D2? And Utah claimed program poverty and oh-woe-are-they to be able to field a team?

They’ve got 45+ players at a road game with 8 coaches

Fucking rich the MCLA allowed their D2 crap

This shot went out on the endline in the corner, single side official #56 called it for white One of the worst calls you’ll ever see on a lacrosse field

NotTheMCLA's tweet image. This shot went out on the endline in the corner, single side official #56 called it for white

One of the worst calls you’ll ever see on a lacrosse field

Huskies helping Huskies 🐶🤝🐶

I run a bus company nearby, dm me with the details and we’ll get you sorted out



Need the name of the bus company to protect more teams from such shitty service

🚨Lacrosse twitter, WE NEED YOUR HELP🚨: Our charter bus booked months ago to go to Liberty and VT just canceled with no backup help and barely 24 hours notice. We’re doing everything we can to explore options but if anyone in the Northeast has bus connections please reach out.

huskieslax's tweet image. 🚨Lacrosse twitter, WE NEED YOUR HELP🚨: 

Our charter bus booked months ago to go to Liberty and VT just canceled with no backup help and barely 24 hours notice. We’re doing everything we can to explore options but if anyone in the Northeast has bus connections please reach out.


But did the goal scorer’s glove color match his teammates’? 🤔

Tonight’s winner brought to you by #5 Jayson Andino! #NoPressureNoDiamonds



Our tweets are JOKES If you can’t handle that because you think our Twitter handle with NOT in the name is somehow attempting to provide valid criticism and analysis, then do what those soft Grand Valley bitches did and just block us and move along @GVSULAX 😘


Early leader in the clubhouse for the Division 4 Relegation No Chill win of the year #LetTheBackupsPlay

🔥 FINAL SCORE 🔥 27 -1 Killed it Lax Cats. Onto the @pac12 shootout!



Iowa State U admin is clearly going full Ned Flanders here revoking van privileges, but Devil’s advocate here: Van renting is just that, a privilege, not a right If you are on team admin, you dumb enough to park vans at a strip club? Both legal, both risky image-wise 🤷‍♂️

Iowa State drove to Colorado for games this fall and parked the school owned vans they took at a legal weed dispensary and ate at a restaurant nearby. They never went into the dispensary. A third party took a picture and posted it. ISU saw the post won’t rent vans to the team now

VarsityLacrosse's tweet image. Iowa State drove to Colorado for games this fall and parked the school owned vans they took at a legal weed dispensary and ate at a restaurant nearby. They never went into the dispensary. A third party took a picture and posted it. ISU saw the post won’t rent vans to the team now


If we have to explain that the University of Utah has more resources (everything that means) than a Colorado School of Mines, a St. Edward’s, a Pacific Lutheran, or even a St. Thomas, then the MCLA is in great hands because NO ONE GETS THE MISSION, dead on arrival

What “resources” do they have that others don’t? Can’t imagine the Varsity team even recognizes they are there.



With all due respect for the team’s effort and win today, this tweet completely discounts all the non-NCAA Division I MCLA programs who put in the same hard work, grit, and heart and didn’t have the resources of an NCAA Division I university infrastructure around them

You don’t just throw together a championship team. You get there through hard work, grit and a massive amount of heart which this Utah team has shown in bunches. As well as good preparation, leadership and a will to win. But I guess having haters means we made it right?



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