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Not Toronado

@NotToronado

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Another beautiful day in #Frisco! Welcome to all our friends at #OutsideLands. Be sure to stop in for a friendly pint or two!


Come on down and get a super delicious, super craft Not Your Father's Root Beer. We got DA BEST craft beer!


Fun fact! Our bartenders are troglodytes... ask them what that means, and they'll grunt at you in an entertaining prosody! @toronado


Wowza! Come try and catch em all over a cold pint and a super friendly, helpful, and kind bartender to boot

NotToronado's tweet image. Wowza! Come try and catch em all over a cold pint and a super friendly, helpful, and kind bartender to boot

Donuts! Donuts! Milk! Milk! Get here! Get here! @DunkinDonuts


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I mean, who tips like this for real?

toronado's tweet image. I mean, who tips like this for real?

Go with a Budweiser.


Some dude in a puffy blue vest just did 10 push-ups in the bar. Why would you want to lead a sedentary lifestyle? Great exercising.


Great lettering, two22. We applaud your all-city efforts. There's nothing wrong with your penis, either.

NotToronado's tweet image. Great lettering, two22. We applaud your all-city efforts. There's nothing wrong with your penis, either.

Cool outfit! happy holidays!

NotToronado's tweet image. Cool outfit! happy holidays!

"@ToronadoN: Aaaarrrrrrr I'm a line cook at Toronado! http://t.co/quVCQC8o1i" SO FUNNY lol

NotToronado's tweet image. "@ToronadoN: Aaaarrrrrrr I'm a line cook at Toronado! http://t.co/quVCQC8o1i" SO FUNNY lol

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Aaaarrrrrrr I'm a line cook at Toronado!

ToronadoN's tweet image. Aaaarrrrrrr I'm a line cook at Toronado!

@malderor @chrisna @toronado Blind Pig is sooooooo good right? WAY better than Plineey lol


What're you all drinking during this great #WorldSeriesGame3 ?


Some pretty sad pandas!


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