ThatGuyAgain
@NotUniqueAgain
I think I confirmed to be back at the shit show again. Yes, 💯 a terrible flirt.
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From a 30 year affair with a married guy 12 years your senior, to picking up a male flight attendant 25 years younger. Yeah she’s my girl and she’s a keeper.
Laughing, pondering, crying, then laughing again watching Ted Lasso high as all get up.
Ever stumble across that special PornHub video that makes you just go wow?
Your righteous indignation is so fucking hot
It’s rude that the birds find it necessary to gossip at 4am outside my window on my day off no less.😁
All of the fuzzy gray between couldn’t and wouldn’t and learning to live with what is.
I’m just here because my kids forbade me from making any more dad jokes.
Feeling a tad bit ashamed at the number of selfies the algorithm shows me in my For You feed. Guess it knows I’m a dirty old man still.
Do other athletes ever watch ice hockey and feel sad, ashamed and pathetic?
One time I got stoned before going into Home Depot and didn’t come out for three days.
What's a great Samsung app that tells me to duck when the wife throws something at me?
Opening up Twitter is like entering a bouncy house full of feral children.
Taking all questions or declarations. 30 minutes only. Go!
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