Not Justin Verlander
@NotVerlander
This is a parody. Not meant to insult, defame or profit off Justin Verlander.
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if 100 people RT this tweet i will cut my hair and livetweet it to you all
It's cool, guys. @notdougfister has this shit under control.
I thought we were sending Rayburn down. Who is Raburn?
@AlmostHenning Shut up and stick to what you're good at, Lynn--obsessing over Prince's weight.
If you're worried my arm is going to fall off, stop it. Why else do you think we keep Inge around? #experimentalsurgery
@mike_is_bored I........ You have fun with that, bro.
Off to buy Valentine's Day presents for the person I love the most-- me.
Ran into Verlander an hour ago at Marchant ... Said he had to run and do some Valentine's shopping. It was agreed that would be worthwhile.
Jerry Sandusky's lawyer says they are going to "fight to the death." Can we get that in writing?
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