Not-talia
@NotWithoutMercy
First name Not, middle name At All. That's right, I'm Not At All. Blame my parents. Feel free to call me Natalia. I'm a dragon, but not a maid.
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"I was hibernating for... Two thousand years? It was fun. Unlike you, probably~" #MVRP Ships with chem. RT for a smug troll of a dragon?
But she didn't have to know back then. Neither did her alternate self.
If anybody needs Not, she'll be carving pumpkins... with a knife she made from her scales.
CRASHES BACK IN! "Did somebody say beer? Because if they did... I'll fight them, no matter the context. At least wine tastes good, chumps!"
"Hold up, is Sorta-Dad getting The Talk? ...Ha. Glad I'm not the one explaining that."
There's a hole in the wall of Not's house. She sneezed.
QUICKLY PUTS HER DOWN! HONESTLY NOT SURE WHAT TO DO NOW!
CRRRRRYYYYYYYIIIINNNNGGGGG SHE HATES HEIGHTS SCREAMS. Oh, if this was old Wai-So.
INSERT PICKING HER UP! AMNESIAC SISTER IS GONNA GET KIDNAPPED! "I'LL MAKE YOU A PIE IF YOU STOP CRYING!"
IS BEING (ACTUALLY, JUST HAD AMNESIA) SISTER SHAKED. CRYING.
CUE THE (SORTA TECHNICALLY) SISTER SHAKING! "NO! MORE! CRYING!"
MORE TEARS?! OK!
INTENSE HUGS! NO MORE TEARS!
TOO LATE CRYING STILL.
WAIT PLEASE NO-
WILL CRY HER EYES OUT.
More pats- No crying-
SADNESS CRYING TAIL IS A BAD TAIL.
Squints- VIOLENTLY FLAPS WINGS AT-.
Tails smacks her--. Bad tail CRIES.
Gently pats.
"Fat tails < skinny tails." Not, no, now isn't the time.
"Who needs a toaster when you have dragon flames?" Not's a big girl and makes her own toast.
She's flapping her wings. ...Nothing else. Just flapping her wings. She's restless.
"You know your life is really easy when a cosplay outfit is your default clothing and nobody even questions it."
Not was briefly chill and nice. She's getting back to her trollish self.
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