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NotesToSelf

@NotesToSelfLate

A slow learner

@SoVeryAwkward: That awkward moment when #Its2012And we still can't download food. It's like scientists aren't even trying.” So true!


#notetoself push the send button at the drive through. It is much faster.


#NotesToSelf Always have hot chocolate on hand because you never know what the weather will be like. #raining


#NotesToSelf Get another TV so I don't have to watch Braveheart, car shows or hunting shows ever again.


#NotesToSelf Searching #twitter to find #ke$ha peeing in public..... Seriously! Get a life!


#NotesToSelf Be sure to check for rips in clothes before you leave for work.


#NotesToSelf A place to keep something is only good if you remember where you it is.


#NotesToSelf Golden Corral is over rated.


#NotesToSelf Next time I'll marry for money.


#NotesToSelf Tea is not a good substitute for coffee.


#NotesToSelf Fridays should occur everyday.


#NotesToSelf Cotton candy will blow away in strong wind. #holdontight


#NotesToSelf Golden Corral patrons make me feel skinny.


#NotesToSelf Work is only fun if it is not thought of as work, but enjoyment.


#NotesToSelf Don't ask the husband to explain his acronyms. #stupidandiknowit


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