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@NublarRuler

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≫ ʀᴇx. ᴊᴜʀᴀssɪᴄ ᴘᴀʀᴋ/ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ▪︎ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ. sʟs/ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ▪︎ʟɪᴛ./ᴅᴇsᴄʀ. ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #PɪxɪᴇJᴇᴅɪ


She’s looking for @OfRexesAndHeels. Rexy needs some attENTion.


Busts in and rooooaaaarrrrsss loudly.


Rexy’s a shimmying and a swaying, grooving to her own beat. Even though she doesn’t even know what that is.


Wants to cuddle @OfRexesAndHeels, but she may squish her.


Aight, /nobody/ judge, but Rexy is trying to mimic Owen’s dance moves. She’s swaying her hips and tail, although it’s not very rhythmic. But she’s trying.


Is sneaking up behind him. All stealthy like. BOOM! Well, she’s trying to be quiet, but her weight and heavy steps aren’t helping.


↱ All this Jurassic World stuff makes me want to go to Universal :’)


At least I don’t look like a weird ass turkey leg.


Oh look, it’s Spino the big nosed dino.


Yawns. Hacks up a half eaten goat. Much better. The indigestion was horrible.


Pipes up. Wags her tail. She wants attenTION.


And yours is the Spinosaurus. What did you spin too much as a baby? Or did they just call you that because they didn’t care enough to give you an actual name.



At least I don’t have a DUMB NAME!


Oi! You should get a nose job, PINOCCHIO. It’s a wonder you don’t fall over with how big your schnoz is.


↱ I swear I can be serious 😂😂 But this account’s already rolling in the crack pile.


I n h a l e s. Heckin’ scrEAMS with a boisterous roar. You, you noodleneck, I’ll bite your wig right off.


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